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Friday, June 15, 2012

Video of the Day Lunchtime Quickie: Hey Single Ladies! Meet Ihor Stetkewycz!

Posted by on Fri, Jun 15, 2012 at 12:30 PM

This might be wrong, but I'm guessing "Mr. Clean Up" is single. Just don't yell, or give him any orders. HE DON'T TAKE NO ORDERS FROM NO WOMAN!

H/t Scary Tyler Moore. Oh, and more on Ihor Stetkewycz here.

 

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1
"I’m Mr. Clean Up. I’m not Mr. Clean. I’m Mr. Clean Up"... I wish he would just say if he is or isn't, the suspense is killing me.
Posted by downtownkitty on June 15, 2012 at 12:44 PM
Matt Hickey 2
I wish he did take orders from women, he's huge better sunglasses if he did.
Posted by Matt Hickey http://www.matthickey.com on June 15, 2012 at 12:47 PM
Vince 3
Does he take orders from a MAN? Because my first order is SHUT UP!!!
Posted by Vince on June 15, 2012 at 12:55 PM
Knat 4
He kept the sunglasses on so that she wouldn't behold his piercingly handsome eyes and be completely overcome with lust during their interview. He's conscientious like that.
Posted by Knat on June 15, 2012 at 1:06 PM
Matt from Denver 5
Be sure to click through on the other Ihor link, where you'll find gems like these:

A pair of neighbors in court Thursday say they have a personal protection order against Stetkewycz. They say he pulled his pants down in front of their whole family.

Stetkewycz explained the incident by saying, "My mom bought me pants that were ten sizes too big for me."


and

Stetkewycz showed up to court several hours late on Thursday. He claimed he had spotted one of his stolen cars and tried to chase it down along I-94.
Posted by Matt from Denver on June 15, 2012 at 1:15 PM
COMTE 6
Also, he's from Mars...
Posted by COMTE http://www.chriscomte.com on June 15, 2012 at 1:20 PM
chinaski 7
Boris the bullet dodger.
Posted by chinaski on June 15, 2012 at 1:31 PM
Allyn 8
Wow. I am so turned on right now. He's my dream guy. I'd suggest we get married, but unfortunately, as KellyO mentions above, he don't take no orders from no woman.

*sigh* I'll just sit here and pine for my love.
Posted by Allyn on June 15, 2012 at 1:43 PM
biffp 9
He's never going to hear women when he's on Mars, and they are all on Venus.
Posted by biffp on June 15, 2012 at 2:22 PM
merry 10
OH HE IS A PRIZE, HE IS.

Posted by merry on June 15, 2012 at 2:48 PM
STJA 11
A YOOPER IN HIS NATURAL STATE!!
Posted by STJA on June 15, 2012 at 7:37 PM
12
Oh, Kelly, you're making me homesick.
Posted by Stumphaven on June 15, 2012 at 8:17 PM
Teslick 13
Are we SURE Andy Kaufman is dead?
Posted by Teslick on June 15, 2012 at 10:44 PM
wingedkat 14
Well, at least he isnt racist.
Posted by wingedkat on June 17, 2012 at 6:09 AM

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