Mr. Christopher Allen Horton, who writes in response to this week's Homosexual Agenda:
I AM A CLASSICAL MUSICIAN AND NOT FAMILIAR WITH THE SEATTLE MUSIC SCENE. [I think Pearl Jam and Nirvana were based in Seattle]. THE PRICES FOR Dan "Captain Gay" Savage's SHOW CAUGHT MY EYE. WOW! ONE-HUNDRED DOLLARS? IN MEMPHIS, TICKETS FOR "TOP-NOTCH" ARTISTS ARE ABOUT SIXTY DOLLARS. I ASSUME THIS IS A MUSICAL ACT. HOMOSEXUALS IN WASHINGTON STATE MUST R-E-A-L-L-Y WANT "gay" MARRIAGE. I OPPOSE "gay" MARRIAGE. IT IS INTERESTING THIS EVENT IS FOR ALL AGES. I DID NOT KNOW MINORS HAD A POLITICAL INTEREST IN "gay" MARRIAGE. ON A LIGHTER NOTE, THIS IS A HANDSOME PHOTOGRAPH OF Mr. Savage. IF IT WAS A DIFFERENT CAUSE, I WOULD PAY TO SEE HIS ACT.
CHRISTOPHER ALLEN HORTON
Goldy says the handsome comment is a dead giveaway that this is a joke. I think it's real (CALL IT A GUT FEELING). Dominic is undecided. What do you think?