Socialism Wins! Newly elected French President Francois Hollande's Socialist Party looks to take control of the nation's lower house of parliament, giving him the leverage to reform a government his party sees as "too capitalist" for the French.
Cars Driving Near US Commerce Secretaries Lose! US Secretary of Commerce John Bryson has been cited in a felony hit-and-run case after being involved in at least two automobile accidents on Saturday evening. Bryson allegedly rear-ended a vehicle waiting at a train crossing in San Gabriel, California, then hit the car again while driving away. He was later found unconscious at the wheel of his car after hitting another car five minutes later.