Suicide Is the Number One Killer of US Troops: There have been 154 suicides among active-duty troops this year, 30 more than the number killed in combat, and on pace to set a record since the wars began.

Egyptian Women Protesting Molestation Get Molested: A march to end sexual harrassment in Tahrir Square by Egyptian women was attacked by hundreds of men yesterday, some of whom groped and molested female marchers. In a faith-in-humanity-restoring act, however, dozens of less horrible men formed a "protective ring" around the women.

More Teens Smoke Weed than Cigarettes: A new survey by the Center for Disease Control shows that American teens know what's up.

Oh My God, the Mariners Made the ESPN Homepage: Six M's pitchers contributed to a no-hitter against the Dodgers last night.

The War on Cars Continues: Click and Clack, the hosts of the mega-popular NPR show 'Car Talk,' will retire this October after 35 years on the air.

Out with the Old, in with the New: Harborview Medical Center served as a revolving door for shooting victims yesterday.

Science, Fuck Yeah: For the first time ever, an Alzheimer's vaccine trial is successful.

Amazon Complex Gets a Timeline and a Name: Amazon's proposed mega-complex in the Denny Triangle, dubbed 'Rufus 2.0' after a legendary office pup, could break ground next year.

I'll Have Another Scratched from Stakes: Yesterday, in utterly-confusing-headlines news, the Peakness and Kentucky Derby winner I'll Have Another is withdrawn from Triple Crown competition due to a leg injury.

Attorneys to Investigate White House Leaks: Attorney General Eric Holder named two attorneys yesterday to investigate a couple of recent leaks to the media, in which some Republicans claim the White House was complicit.

Spain Approaches Bank Bailout: Spain could ask for a bank bailout today, and, according to the International Monetary Fund, it's gonna need 40 billion big ones.

And now, a dad straps a camera to his 2-year-old daughter's head and plays hide and seek with her:

Awesome.