Egyptian Women Protesting Molestation Get Molested: A march to end sexual harrassment in Tahrir Square by Egyptian women was attacked by hundreds of men yesterday, some of whom groped and molested female marchers. In a faith-in-humanity-restoring act, however, dozens of less horrible men formed a "protective ring" around the women.
More Teens Smoke Weed than Cigarettes: A new survey by the Center for Disease Control shows that American teens know what's up.
Science, Fuck Yeah: For the first time ever, an Alzheimer's vaccine trial is successful.
Amazon Complex Gets a Timeline and a Name: Amazon's proposed mega-complex in the Denny Triangle, dubbed 'Rufus 2.0' after a legendary office pup, could break ground next year.
I'll Have Another Scratched from Stakes: Yesterday, in utterly-confusing-headlines news, the Peakness and Kentucky Derby winner I'll Have Another is withdrawn from Triple Crown competition due to a leg injury.