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Friday, June 8, 2012

Hetero #ShellFail Hoax Was too Good to be True

Posted by Charles Mudede on Fri, Jun 8, 2012 at 8:40 AM

If you were fooled by this...

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...then you're not a hetero male. All of that stuff right there and out of nowhere? It's too good to be true, too good to be an accident.

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This hetero male isn't quite sure what you mean, here, Charles.

Posted by seandr on June 8, 2012 at 9:02 AM

What does being a hetero male have to do with being fooled by this or not? I feel like I should set up a macro for this, to save myself the future typing:

Mudede, what the fuck are you talking about? How high are you?

Posted by Knat on June 8, 2012 at 9:07 AM

It must be nice to have a job where you get paid to say whatever idiotic, moronic thing that pops into your head.

Posted by Fifty-Two-Eighty

on June 8, 2012 at 9:22 AM

Hahahaha.

I live for some of the idiotic, moronic things that pop into Charles' head.

Posted by Reverse Polarity on June 8, 2012 at 9:25 AM

So credulity is the province of faggots? That explains why my last boyfriend convinced me he had nine inches when it hardly even tickled.

Better late than never to learn all this cocksmoking's left me gullible, Charles. You're a real pal.

Posted by gloomy gus on June 8, 2012 at 9:37 AM

HE'S TALKING ABOUT THE ASS, YOU IMBECILES. THE BEHIND. THE POSTERIOR.

Jesus. I realize Mudede is sometimes oblique in his prose, but it seems like some of your brains instantly shut off whenever his name appears.

Posted by Morosoph on June 8, 2012 at 9:39 AM

"all of that stuff" = ???
Did they tell the Stranger in advance because the overwhelming heterosexuality of the staff would have seen through their contretemps immediately? Are you protein deprived? You shouldn't have skipped the Brains and Eggs in Missoula (and yes, they'll replace the eggs with tofu if you're allergic).

Posted by bedipped on June 8, 2012 at 9:50 AM

@6, you have a little whoosh on your chin there. No, other side.

Posted by gloomy gus on June 8, 2012 at 9:52 AM

@6: OOOOOOooooooohhh, the unremarkable ass on the woman in the unattractive business attire, you mean? Yeah, I'm not as hard-up for some action as Mudede is--as I'm not presently trapped in a family roadtrip--so I didn't find it noteworthy. But thanks for letting us know.

Posted by Knat on June 8, 2012 at 9:55 AM

Charles has obviously never attended a trade show, where all that stuff (and much more) is right there and out of nowhere all over the place. Ever heard the phrase "booth babes"? The first time I ever saw a woman over the age of eight in a bikini was at a car show.

Posted by Fnarf

on June 8, 2012 at 9:58 AM

@10 I have much enjoyed rearranging the prepositional phrases in your last sentence. Is a Marxist Trade Show an oxymoron?

Posted by bedipped on June 8, 2012 at 10:17 AM

@9: charles remarked on it. that proves it's remarkable.
charles, i miss your hetero posts.

Posted by Max Solomon on June 8, 2012 at 10:19 AM

Dammit, Mudede.

Posted by STJA on June 8, 2012 at 10:23 AM

I will make sure to note that if I ever see a decent ass on a woman, it must mean there is a hoax afoot.

Posted by Theodore Gorath on June 8, 2012 at 10:29 AM

@14, because obviously the only reason a woman would be involved in a business or professional context is to attract men's eyes to Dat Ass. I wonder if Charles ever gets caught making that connection in his professorial world.

Posted by Fnarf

on June 8, 2012 at 12:21 PM