Child Smugglers Busted: No, not children who smuggle. People who smuggle children. "Federal investigators have cracked a human trafficking ring thought to have smuggled dozens of illegal immigrants—including children traveling alone—over the Canadian border." There's a SeaTac connection.
Another Reason Jaywalking Is Dangerous: An Edmonds police officer may face criminal charges for allegedly having sex with a woman he'd just arrested after a jaywalking stop. "According to an Everett Police statement, the officer arrested the woman, put her in his patrol car and drove her to a remote location where the two had sex. The woman reported the incident to law enforcement a few days later."
Former Soda Shill Repents: Ex–Coke marketing executive Todd Putman speaks at the National Soda Summit in Washington, partially because he "wanted to warn about the industry’s particular focus on young people and minorities."
In honor of this (oh my god, watch it!!!), let's go to the crayon factory: