Mascot no-no: Utah school board says no to cougar mascot, saying that it's offensive to women. My (high school) alma mater is the beaver...but that's ok, right?

Much ado about humping: Edwards' replace-a-wife Rielle Hunter is publishing a memoir. It should be a fascinating read about the one of the most run-of-the-mill Democrat politicians.

Credibility of George Zimmerman questioned: After a judge says he fibbed about passports and finances, experts and lawyers think he might not be super duper credible.

A dying tradition: Mack Wolford, who was one of "the most famous Pentecostal serpent handlers in Appalachia," was laid to rest Saturday.

Diamond Jubilee!!!! Queen Elizabeth II is on some kind of ultra-fancy romp around the UK to celebrate 60 years in power. Lots of horse racing, flotillas, and...British Thanksgiving?

Running away from Komen: NPR reports Komen is falling behind in funding after trampling Planned Parenthood. Their Seattle 'Race for the Cure' won't be a stampede this year, as they're going to be limping along with 1/3rd fewer runners. That's all the running puns I've got.

First the liquor, now the gas: Prices are really high here in Washington. In fact, our gas is the priciest in the nation.

That's karma for you: Bear mauls, eats corpse of convicted murderer.

Smoke on the water: Boat fire on lake union burns yacht. Luckily, nobody was hurt.

Now, a turtle humps a shoe while making a hilarious sound. You won't see this at church! Have a fantastical Sabbath, SLOGgers.