Posted by news intern Joseph Staten

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"More convenience" may have been a factor for those of you who live out in the sticks, but I for one had THREE WSLC stores within walking distance of my home and work...
See, here's the thing: I tend not to drink bottom-shelf swill, so price and selection ARE important to me. The two QFC's I stopped at tonight didn't even have several of what I consider STANDARD stock...
That being said, I'm looking forward to hitting Costco over the weekend, just to gaze in awe at the 200 foot-long aisle stacked 20' high with carton after carton of double-packed 150 Liter plastic bottles of Kirkland Brand Vodka, Gin, and Whisky, and the credulous rubes grabbing it by the cart-load thinking they're in heaven....
And why is that @36? Simply because I happen to enjoy a few of the finer things in life? I realize that, when it comes to alcohol at least, most people are perfectly happy drinking the cheapest mass-produced ethanol they can get their hands on. But developing a taste for something even moderately better doesn't make one a snob; I'm not talking 100 year-old Cognac or 80 year-old champagne here, just a decent bottle of something that doesn't give off the aroma of an ARCO station when you pour it, or taste like it was filtered through week-old cigarette butts.
Hell, I'm not above imbibing a little locally made moonshine when occasion permits, but you can bet your last dollar it's WELL-MADE moonshine, because the people who make it take PRIDE in crafting their product.
As my late grandfather taught me: "don't be ashamed if you can't afford to buy the best; be ashamed if you DON'T buy the best you CAN afford."
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