What debate? Some atheist guy predicts that there will be no more squabbling about evolution.
Obvious headline of the day: "Wastewater leak apparently behind bacteria in Arkansas River."
Maybe she just wanted to swim? Woman jumps off ferry, is saved.
Facebook: They do lots of things, like such as... a telephone?
How not to make out: "the officer observed a naked man eating another man's face." And then, they shot him. Duh.
Slap fiiiiiight!! The Beibs is wanted for questioning after allegedly assaulting a photographer.
Urban areas are awesome: Op-ed piece shows that real-estate prices, demand are higher in walkable, bikeable areas.
Homeless people are also fat: Surprisingly, people with (really, really) low food budgets eat more crappy food.
Oh hail no: Freaky-ass hail storm damages thousands of Ford vehicles.
Shop 'till you drop: Mall fire in Qatar may have killed people.
How about a goose parade to start the day off right?