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Thursday, May 24, 2012

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Posted by on Thu, May 24, 2012 at 9:36 AM

For us this morning, Jesus was just blocking traffic...

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TVDinner 1
Not a donut.
Posted by TVDinner http:// on May 24, 2012 at 9:42 AM · Report this
2
a floating bus?
Posted by gnarly on May 24, 2012 at 9:43 AM · Report this
GlamB0t 3
not good at finishing sentences.
Posted by GlamB0t on May 24, 2012 at 9:44 AM · Report this
4
rolling his eyes
Posted by bpia on May 24, 2012 at 9:45 AM · Report this
5
I'd have an easier time completing the sentence in something other than a snarky insult if they'd just replace "is" with "was" to take it one notch closer to an intellectually honest exercise.
Posted by Meat Weapon on May 24, 2012 at 9:48 AM · Report this
Akbar Fazil 6
a zombie jew.
Posted by Akbar Fazil on May 24, 2012 at 9:48 AM · Report this
7
I do not know why there aren't a ton of those signs and bumper stickers being filled in helpfully by creative passerby. Or Mad Libs fans.
Posted by K on May 24, 2012 at 9:49 AM · Report this
8
Jesus is black, obviously.
Posted by notsosupermario on May 24, 2012 at 9:49 AM · Report this
9
a figment of your imagination
Posted by Lark Hawk on May 24, 2012 at 9:49 AM · Report this
Vince 10
Used to oppress and enslave.
Posted by Vince on May 24, 2012 at 9:53 AM · Report this
BLUE 11
...delicious with a little nutella.
Posted by BLUE on May 24, 2012 at 9:53 AM · Report this
Nostradamus Jr. 12
mormon
Posted by Nostradamus Jr. on May 24, 2012 at 9:56 AM · Report this
Fnarf 13
I always say "not here", but @4 is good too.
Posted by Fnarf http://www.facebook.com/fnarf on May 24, 2012 at 9:58 AM · Report this
14
....not in churches anymore - he's in this van!
Posted by tniel on May 24, 2012 at 10:03 AM · Report this
15
DEAD.
Posted by suddenlyorcas on May 24, 2012 at 10:06 AM · Report this
Knat 16
...fictional.
Posted by Knat on May 24, 2012 at 10:06 AM · Report this
17
a tool.
Posted by DMonaghan on May 24, 2012 at 10:06 AM · Report this
Westlake, son! 18
what is this, twitter? there's obviously plenty of room to go around on the left. jesus *is* traffic.
Posted by Westlake, son! on May 24, 2012 at 10:09 AM · Report this
Cato the Younger Younger 19
Santa Claus & Stalin rolled into one
Posted by Cato the Younger Younger on May 24, 2012 at 10:09 AM · Report this
20
made from corn and okay in moderation.
Posted by cheakamus on May 24, 2012 at 10:13 AM · Report this
21
Saw one of these the other day on the back of a bus with an atheism ad on the side.
Posted by Ben on May 24, 2012 at 10:16 AM · Report this
22
...so radical that he needs execution." - Garry Wills
Posted by gloomy gus on May 24, 2012 at 10:20 AM · Report this
23
...not the answer to a fill in the blank test question.
Posted by Chris B http://eccentric-orbit.org on May 24, 2012 at 10:23 AM · Report this
Lissa 24
Watching you. Yes you! You in the Honda! Stop picking your nose!
Posted by Lissa on May 24, 2012 at 10:29 AM · Report this
25
Middle Eastern
Posted by Senor Guy on May 24, 2012 at 10:29 AM · Report this
More, I Say! 26
A biscuit. Let him sop you up.
Posted by More, I Say! on May 24, 2012 at 10:32 AM · Report this
27
Easy: Jesus Issues
Posted by tshicks on May 24, 2012 at 10:41 AM · Report this
28
just all right with me.
Posted by Damn, you guys on May 24, 2012 at 10:46 AM · Report this
in-frequent 29
As Jesus Does.
Posted by in-frequent on May 24, 2012 at 10:50 AM · Report this
Zebes 30
a popular name in Mexico.
Posted by Zebes http://www.badrap.org/rescue/index.html on May 24, 2012 at 10:52 AM · Report this
Sir Vic 31
... in need of better friends.
Posted by Sir Vic on May 24, 2012 at 10:58 AM · Report this
Posted by Swearengen on May 24, 2012 at 10:59 AM · Report this
33
...hawt!
Posted by PapaKipChee on May 24, 2012 at 11:08 AM · Report this
COMTE 34
rotting in a secret crypt beneath the Vatican...
Posted by COMTE on May 24, 2012 at 11:14 AM · Report this
Just Jeff 35
Gay.
Posted by Just Jeff on May 24, 2012 at 11:17 AM · Report this
ERIN! 36
Squishy.
Posted by ERIN! on May 24, 2012 at 11:21 AM · Report this
very bad homo 37
not on this bus.
Posted by very bad homo on May 24, 2012 at 11:23 AM · Report this
merry 38

hella pissed.

Also, LOL @ 28.
Posted by merry on May 24, 2012 at 11:28 AM · Report this
Irena 39
about to get rear-ended.
Posted by Irena on May 24, 2012 at 11:30 AM · Report this
Will in Seattle 40
Everyone knows Jesus rides to work on a beast of burden.
Posted by Will in Seattle http://www.facebook.com/WillSeattle on May 24, 2012 at 11:30 AM · Report this
41
a mad lib?
Posted by nikolai on May 24, 2012 at 11:31 AM · Report this
42
an endlessly malleable figment which people use to justify their own behavior while condemning the behavior of others.

Also, my dry cleaner.
Posted by dirge on May 24, 2012 at 11:35 AM · Report this
43
... betrayed by his idolators.
Posted by LMcGuff http://holyoutlaw.livejournal.com/ on May 24, 2012 at 11:58 AM · Report this
44
A line segment and a point.
Posted by Westside forever on May 24, 2012 at 12:06 PM · Report this
45
The guy who cleans my pool.
Posted by isaidit on May 24, 2012 at 12:14 PM · Report this
Some Old Nobodaddy Logged In 46
a shill for a bloodthirsty maniac.
Posted by Some Old Nobodaddy Logged In on May 24, 2012 at 12:31 PM · Report this
47
everyone's favorite gay, bi-polar Jew!
Many can understand gay, but what about bi-polar. Well, he did have a messiah complex, for christ's sake!
Posted by mr pinky on May 24, 2012 at 12:32 PM · Report this
Cascadian 48
Another vote for DEAD.
Posted by Cascadian on May 24, 2012 at 12:52 PM · Report this
Allyn 49
late to work because this f-ing bus keeps stopping.

****I want to print these all on 12x24 and tape them up on all those buses.
Posted by Allyn on May 24, 2012 at 12:54 PM · Report this
50
on his knees at the bathhouse?
Posted by apres_moi on May 24, 2012 at 1:06 PM · Report this
51
:-|
Posted by RonK, Seattle on May 24, 2012 at 1:34 PM · Report this
what_now 52
Jesus isn't relevant.
Posted by what_now on May 24, 2012 at 1:52 PM · Report this
53
Pretend.
Posted by Amanda on May 24, 2012 at 2:19 PM · Report this
Lilliable 54
that poop on my shoe.

(I stole that from someone else.)
Posted by Lilliable on May 24, 2012 at 2:37 PM · Report this
treacle 55
MISSING! If you've seen him, call 1-800-OHM-YGOD
Posted by treacle on May 24, 2012 at 3:07 PM · Report this
You Look Like I Need A Drink! 56
a lot of things to a lot of people...
Posted by You Look Like I Need A Drink! on May 24, 2012 at 4:29 PM · Report this
57
around 5' 7", 143lbs and jewish
Posted by tkc on May 24, 2012 at 4:43 PM · Report this
58
not amused.
Posted by PCM on May 24, 2012 at 6:03 PM · Report this
59
alive and living in Cabo San Lucas.
Posted by PCM on May 24, 2012 at 6:05 PM · Report this
60
not the Messiah; he's a very naughty boy.
Posted by PCM on May 24, 2012 at 6:07 PM · Report this
61
bound for New Orleans.
Posted by PCM on May 24, 2012 at 6:54 PM · Report this
LEE. 62
not helping right now.
Posted by LEE. on May 24, 2012 at 9:12 PM · Report this
Mike Smith 63
subsidizing my bus pass with this ad.
Posted by Mike Smith on May 24, 2012 at 10:28 PM · Report this
ObeyTheFist 64
SI S∩SƎſ
Posted by ObeyTheFist on May 24, 2012 at 11:03 PM · Report this
dwightmoodyforgetsthings 65
@64- No, he's not Australian.

I always go with "...a pederast."
Posted by dwightmoodyforgetsthings http://www.reddit.com/r/spaceclop on May 27, 2012 at 11:55 AM · Report this
Big Matt G 66
an hour and a half away by car.
Posted by Big Matt G on November 28, 2012 at 1:10 PM · Report this

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