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Wednesday, May 23, 2012

Comedy / Music / Sex / Theater "If You're Fucking, You're Probably Having Some Sex!"

Posted by Brendan Kiley on Wed, May 23, 2012 at 2:23 PM

"... if you're not fucking, then the absence of fucking is occurring!"

Classic Reggie Watts. He opens by asking who in the crowd is from Brooklyn. They cheer. Then he asks who's from Manhattan. They cheer, and he flips them shit for sounding a little "nose-forward." Then: "How many people here have ever had sex?" Hesitancy from the crowd. "That's okay! You don't have to be embarrassed! It's okay!" And then this song:

Reggie Watts "Having Sex" - watch more funny videos

Chalk it up as another step on the quest to articulate what should be obvious to everyone.

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It reminds me of the old saying, "If they're not fighting, they're fucking". That also comes to mind when I think of the south american producers in your Levimisole articles

Posted by Large Hardon Colluder on May 23, 2012 at 2:30 PM

Never heard of him, and I do not like his music at all.

Posted by TortoiseTurtle

on May 23, 2012 at 2:38 PM

He's a "comedian" but I think the only people who think he's funny are 20 something hipsters who say they think he's clever but secretly laugh at his shaggy afro.

Posted by brandon on May 23, 2012 at 2:51 PM

I think Reggie is funny and I’m closing in on 50 ... but i do wish he would take better care of himself

Posted by olive oyl on May 23, 2012 at 5:01 PM

It's sort of like 15 year old male potty jokes. No one paid to see that did they?

Posted by Sargon Bighorn on May 23, 2012 at 5:14 PM

Jebus! He got fat.

Posted by Keekee on May 23, 2012 at 8:20 PM

I would totally have sex with him.

Posted by Rubykelp on May 24, 2012 at 12:41 AM

I got massively fat and I feel terrible about it everyday!! If you want to see something a little more highbrow check out my 2012 TED talk at long beach.

Posted by Reggie Watts on November 30, 2012 at 11:35 AM

I have gotten very fat over the years and I feel terrible about it everyday. I eat when I'm stressed and I am constantly travelling the world so it's hard to get consistent exercise but I'm working on it!
If you want to see something a bit more high brow then check out my TED talk I did: http://youtu.be/BdHK_r9RXTc

Love
Reggie

Posted by Reggie Watts on November 30, 2012 at 11:42 AM

Sorry for posting twice!! I couldn't erase the first one.

Posted by Reggie Watts on November 30, 2012 at 11:45 AM

Oh Reggie, eat whatevah you like.

Posted by the captcha said PHOTON that's tight on May 20, 2013 at 8:27 PM