...picking up that prize he won, looking very spiffy at Columbia University's Low Library. He is accompanied by our publisher and spirit animal Tim Keck, some guy with a giant head (pictured—hope he doesn't bite)*, and his mom (AWWWWWWWWW!!!).

We expect video of his surely eloquent acceptance plus a report on the luncheon menu later.

*Paul Constant and I have exhausted our reportorial skills trying to figure out who that is. Do you know?