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Thursday, May 17, 2012

Books "The Erotic Bestselling Novel, Read by Gilbert Gottfried"

Posted by Paul Constant on Thu, May 17, 2012 at 5:30 PM

Now that Bea Arthur is gone, nobody says "I'll agree to the fisting, but I'd really like to claim your ass" like Gilbert Gottfried.

And if you're wondering: Yes, the book is just as terrible as it sounds.

(Via Matt Ruff on Twitter.)

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Bemused, disturbed, slightly aroused, even more disturbed. I may need to go back and watch him in the Aristocrats to clean my palette from this.

Posted by Large Hardon Colluder on May 17, 2012 at 5:47 PM

I need to go jack off now.

Posted by Cato the Younger Younger on May 17, 2012 at 6:07 PM

LMFAO

Posted by Clayton on May 17, 2012 at 6:14 PM

Funny. Ellen made me laugh as well.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=on3JCwnwH…

Posted by kim in portland

on May 17, 2012 at 6:35 PM

This is worse than the dog fucking a chicken.

Posted by Fnarf

on May 17, 2012 at 6:45 PM

And now I have "I'd like to claim your ass" as my ring tone.

Classy.

Posted by Chris B

on May 17, 2012 at 6:59 PM

Gilbert Gottfried is the second most underrated human on earth.

Posted by Geraldo Riviera on May 17, 2012 at 7:20 PM

Oh good, Universal and Focus Features are already working on a film adaptation. I'll only see it if they cast Gilbert Gottfried as Anastasia, though.

Posted by Knat on May 17, 2012 at 8:16 PM

@7,

Allright, I'll take the bait. Behind.... George "The Animal" Steele, if I'm not mistaken?'

Posted by mikethehammer on May 17, 2012 at 11:27 PM

Please tell me that he recorded the entire book. Brilliant.

Posted by Buttercup on May 18, 2012 at 12:03 AM

Nice, but doesn't, er, top THE ARISTOCRATS.

Posted by Andy Niable on May 18, 2012 at 3:11 AM

Fun with Firefox Restore Session - when this loaded, this post had the Battleship trailer and the "Dog fucks chicken" had the controversial TED talk video. It's early in the morning, so you can imagine what I was thinking before I figured it out and refreshed the screen.

Posted by Matt from Denver on May 18, 2012 at 5:33 AM

@12 I don't think I can, Matt. I don't think I can.

Posted by OuterCow on May 18, 2012 at 6:05 AM

I would listen to the ENTIRE DAMN THING is it was being read like that XD I cannot stop laughing.

Posted by MaryM on May 18, 2012 at 6:12 AM

I think it's great when serious works of literature are given exactly the level of respect they deserve :D

Posted by Beth in NJ on May 18, 2012 at 7:34 AM

Oh, thank God.

I misread the comments and seriously thought someone had put Gottfried in some sort of remake of the Disney animated movie. Dear God, what cat did they cast him as?

I think it says something disturbing that it seemed quite believable that someone would do just that. And the mind boggles considering who they might cast in other roles…..

Posted by Lymis on May 18, 2012 at 8:16 AM