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Monday, May 14, 2012

2012 / Politics / Sex Are You Man Enough For "The Romney"?

Posted by on Mon, May 14, 2012 at 12:15 PM

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south downtown 1
genius
Posted by south downtown on May 14, 2012 at 12:18 PM
2
Genius. And I could have used a NSFW warning there. Thank FSM no one walked behind my desk.
Posted by Sean on May 14, 2012 at 12:20 PM
ArtBasketSara 3
Um, much like vampires...I have understood that you should never invite a Republican nominee into any house/orifice...especially white/presidential ones. Once the Romney is in, I suspect he'd be hard to...pull out.
Posted by ArtBasketSara on May 14, 2012 at 12:24 PM
Danger 4
@2 Yeah... I agree.
Posted by Danger on May 14, 2012 at 12:44 PM
Helix 5
When pulling out Santorum, be careful not to get any santorum on you.
Posted by Helix on May 14, 2012 at 12:53 PM
BrotherBob 6
Romney would be impossible to take, except for the biggest anus-es (Ani?) in the world. Gingrich would be scary-- "Keep away from me with that Gingrich, you monster!"
Posted by BrotherBob on May 14, 2012 at 1:01 PM
Allyn 7
Much like their presidencies would have been, Michelle looks weak, Paul looks like it could be good, and the rest look fucking painful.
Posted by Allyn on May 14, 2012 at 1:14 PM
8
I predict a spike in celebratory orders after the election; all my spare change until then will go to candidates.
Posted by As in politics, none of them look all that appealing on May 14, 2012 at 3:13 PM
samanthaf63 9
Because Obama looks so good?
Posted by samanthaf63 on May 14, 2012 at 3:39 PM
10
Don't the Republicans fuck us in the ass enough already?

And the Bachmann; is that Michele or Marcus?
Posted by ockeith on May 14, 2012 at 6:09 PM
runswithnailclippers 11
who says the American manufacturing sector is dead!
Posted by runswithnailclippers on May 14, 2012 at 7:03 PM
12
Is the Romney even possible? I know about fisting, of course, but wouldn't that be like shoving a fire hydrant in? Truly more out of morbid curiosity than anything else, I would like to see a video of someone getting a Romney in...
Posted by Mehdi on May 15, 2012 at 3:45 AM
13
The Bachman should be much, much bigger. Oh, it was MICHELLE Bachman? Ok.
Posted by LML on May 15, 2012 at 3:55 AM
Big Matt G 14
I think the Bachman is cute!
Posted by Big Matt G on May 15, 2012 at 7:16 AM
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Cannot un-see...
Posted by avast2006 on May 15, 2012 at 2:56 PM
lilmonster206 16
"Don't Republican fuck us in the ass enough already?"
Yes my friend. Yes they do.
Posted by lilmonster206 on May 17, 2012 at 6:35 PM
Delishuss 17
I find it appropriate that The Santorum can't stand on its own.
Posted by Delishuss on May 17, 2012 at 6:40 PM

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