Filmed yesterday at 1:23 p.m. at Seattle's Westlake Center during the 2012 May Day protests
TREELICKER: "I dunno what the fuck they're doing." [points at protesters] BOY WITH CAMERA: "So you're NOT part of the protest at all?" TREELICKER: "I don't fuckin' do that..." [back at tree, caressing it] "It's the way I do it man, both hands..." [boy walks away] TREELICKER: "It's my honey locust."
The Stranger OFFICIAL HOW-TO GUIDE: 1. First things first—take your socks off.
2. Secure yourself to that (mmm-mmm!) shexy-tree.
3. Kiss, lick, and kiss it—until your face turns blue (or you get a splinter). He didn't - I asked.