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Tuesday, May 1, 2012

Lunchtime Quickie: I'm Head Over Heels In Love With These Three Old Ladies

Posted by on Tue, May 1, 2012 at 12:04 PM

They're the, sniff, three Italian grandmas I've ALWAYS dreamed of having! They even have their own website, with a free advice section.

Watch, and weep. I think they should be on our 2012 HUMP! jury...

 

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1
LOVE it! However, they are not like any Italian nonnas I know (I'm married to an Italian).

I loved "what's wrong with her?"
Posted by westello on May 1, 2012 at 12:23 PM
2
Lookad his nose! Its hittin' her CLIGH-toris.
Posted by Joe Glibmoron on May 1, 2012 at 12:26 PM
3
Dan should have them as co-host on his podcast.
Posted by uhh... on May 1, 2012 at 12:30 PM
4
Thank you Kelly O!
Posted by doubtroub on May 1, 2012 at 12:32 PM
JensR 5
I have never ever wanted to see that video and now I do... fantastic.
Posted by JensR http://ohyran.se on May 1, 2012 at 1:01 PM
rob! 6
So much fun. I laughed and laughed. Thanks.
Posted by rob! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZBdUceCL5U on May 1, 2012 at 1:18 PM
7
This is wonderful!
Posted by Nitidiuscula on May 1, 2012 at 1:24 PM
8
Nice one, Kelly O! Thanks.
Posted by Brooklyn Reader on May 1, 2012 at 1:25 PM
gloomy gus 9
So fun. "Two hands, with space in between!" Thanks for this, Kelly O.
Posted by gloomy gus on May 1, 2012 at 1:37 PM
10
"What's wrong with her? She's just layin' there." You HAVE to get them for the jury!
Posted by Patti on May 1, 2012 at 1:57 PM
Gidget 11
Grandma......?
Posted by Gidget on May 1, 2012 at 2:23 PM
12
It's funny how young people expect old people to be all shocked about dirty, dirty sex. They're not.

My own 80 year old mother was remarking the other day about how she's glad girls are waiting longer to get married. She said that my father was her first. I said that's nice.

Then she dropped the bomb:

"Hell it is! You don't think I wanted get nailed before that? We didn't know what the hell we were doing. Lord. The practice I could've had with some well-built Bills, I tell you! Anyway. Eventually we got pretty good when..."

"That's enough, mom."

Posted by tkc on May 1, 2012 at 2:25 PM
Womyn2me 13
JESUS!!!! I am in love. Got to have me a little Italian grandmother 4 way. the video of them trying to understand a bong on 4/20 is priceless.
Posted by Womyn2me http://http:\\www.shelleyandlaura.com on May 1, 2012 at 4:27 PM
14
0:58 mark is funny as hell. but the whole thing is hilarious. they must be judges for hump this year!!!
Posted by apres_moi on May 1, 2012 at 6:23 PM
beatgrl 15
I loved that so much! Thanks Kelly.
Posted by beatgrl on May 1, 2012 at 7:04 PM
wingedkat 16
I could watch videos of those ladies watching porn all day.
Posted by wingedkat on May 1, 2012 at 7:45 PM
venomlash 17
The closest real-life people to Gytha Ogg.
Posted by venomlash on May 2, 2012 at 12:11 AM

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