It's funny how young people expect old people to be all shocked about dirty, dirty sex. They're not.
My own 80 year old mother was remarking the other day about how she's glad girls are waiting longer to get married. She said that my father was her first. I said that's nice.
Then she dropped the bomb:
"Hell it is! You don't think I wanted get nailed before that? We didn't know what the hell we were doing. Lord. The practice I could've had with some well-built Bills, I tell you! Anyway. Eventually we got pretty good when..."
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