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Sunday, April 29, 2012

Les Soda Flavors

Posted by on Sun, Apr 29, 2012 at 4:52 AM

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Chef Thunder 1
I like gay Orangina the best. I wish they made construction worker.
Posted by Chef Thunder on April 29, 2012 at 5:51 AM · Report this
Cracker Jack 2
What flavor is Lady 'gina?
Posted by Cracker Jack on April 29, 2012 at 6:32 AM · Report this
Vince 3
What? No Mexocan or Chingaman?
Posted by Vince on April 29, 2012 at 6:32 AM · Report this
Bauhaus I 4
Did anyone notice there was no Slog morning news yesterday? Has that ever happened before?
Posted by Bauhaus I on April 29, 2012 at 6:37 AM · Report this
in-frequent 5
Maybe there will be a story about it in today's morning news.
Posted by in-frequent on April 29, 2012 at 7:37 AM · Report this
in-frequent 6
...if there is any.
Posted by in-frequent on April 29, 2012 at 7:47 AM · Report this
GlamB0t 7
@4 I remember a post this week(?) about The Stranger seeking a news intern. Framing NYT Op-Ed's and shining Pulitzers can take time.

Saturday Morning News:
Author Charles Murray sounds exactly like Shatner.
Posted by GlamB0t on April 29, 2012 at 7:54 AM · Report this
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@2, I remember fondly from my "gay but not narrow" youth that LadyGina is really quite va-licious. I think Rastaman may be the only flavor of man I haven't yet tasted. Nice to have a goal at my age.
Posted by gloomy gus on April 29, 2012 at 9:02 AM · Report this
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I feel no compunction about interrupting this thread.

Kind of off-topic here, as this post doesn’t pertain to fashion… But while doing a little research I came across a picture of Screech from Saved by the Bell and thought to myself, “why do I feel like I’ve seen this guy recently?”


http://suaystyle.wordpress.com/2012/04/2…

Posted by Supreme Ruler Of The Universe http://_ on April 29, 2012 at 9:13 AM · Report this
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@2 -- The label says something about "rouge" ... but it warps around and I can't make out anything about bedazzles.
Posted by RonK, Seattle on April 29, 2012 at 9:38 AM · Report this
scary tyler moore 11
i picture a vagina with tres outre clothing singing 'born this way'. fab!
Posted by scary tyler moore http://pushymcshove.blogspot.com/ on April 29, 2012 at 9:44 AM · Report this
rob! 13
@10, I think it's French for "Rubyfruit Jungle."

So Dominic's in gay Paree this week?
Posted by rob! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZBdUceCL5U on April 29, 2012 at 10:35 AM · Report this
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A reasonably accurate translation of copy from Orangina's French website (www.orangina.fr):

Orangina Samouraï: All the freshness of Orangina heightened with an audacious dash of lemon.

Orangina Geisha: Let yourself be seduced by Orangina Geisha -- the indulgent taste of Orangina coupled with the sweetness of peach.

Orangina Indien: Rediscover the famed Indian Cocktail -- all the pleasure of Orangina with an indulgent touch of grenadine in a single bottle.

Orangina RastaMan: Rediscover the indulgent taste of Orangina with an exotic touch of tropical fruit.

Orangina L'Aristo: Rediscover the indulgent taste of Orangina with a subtle touch of blackcurrent.

Orangina Rouge: Orangina Rouge is the great taste of Orangina coupled with the bold sweetness of blood orange.

Orangina Light [replaced by Orangina Miss O!]: Rediscover Orangina's unique, pulpy taste but without added sugars or artificial flavorings.

And as of January 2012:

Orangina Bad Jack: Bad Jack is a good-looking hunk with perfect hair and a shiny leather jacket who will startle your eyes before thrilling your taste buds... Bad Jack combines the full taste of Orangina, all dressed up in black, with a deliciously mysterious accent [of exotic fruit].

Orangina Lady Gina: Lady Gina is a wacky party girl into rhinestones and glitter. She's a Lolita at heart and she'll tease you mercilessly before finally charming you with her unique taste. Lady Gina combines the indulgence of Orangina with a dash of flashy pink exuberance [from red fruit]!

Orangina Miss O: In 2012, Orangina shakes up the light market with a new sugar-free recipe for young women who are vivacious, funny, natural, sexy, and just a little wild. Bring on the color and the freshness! Miss O delivers the great taste of fruit while keeping it light. With 0% added sugar (and no aspartame!), Miss O still pampers your need to be indulged. Miss O's trio of brightly colored flavors, Orange, Grapefruit, and Raspberry, afford you a variety of pleasures. Orangina Miss O is the drink for women who want it all -- it's the drink for all women, because all women have a little "Miss O" in them! You no longer have to choose between pleasure and calories. Try Orangina's new Miss O, in stores now!

Two observations:

(1) Bill Hick's admonition to people in advertising and marketing obviously hasn't made it southeast of the English Channel.

(2) Plain old Orangina is pretty tasty stuff.

More...
Posted by PCM on April 29, 2012 at 2:01 PM · Report this
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Ok I really want to try these new flavors. I love Orangina. I love those they describe Lady Orangina as a "Lolita" at heart. that'd never work in the US.
Posted by apres_moi on April 29, 2012 at 2:34 PM · Report this
scary tyler moore 16
rob, dominic is in Nice at the moment. he is keeping us up to date on his facebook page.
Posted by scary tyler moore http://pushymcshove.blogspot.com/ on April 29, 2012 at 2:36 PM · Report this
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America's next drag superstar, Orangina!
Posted by Lalala on April 29, 2012 at 2:47 PM · Report this
malcolmxy 18
I'll stock up on Vagazzled when it comes out (there's real rhinestones inside every one...)
Posted by malcolmxy on April 29, 2012 at 3:12 PM · Report this
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@17 - Some of these new lines of products could be good names for Drag Queens
Posted by apres_moi on April 29, 2012 at 3:22 PM · Report this
Vince 20
@19 Big pharma has some of the best. Lunesta Plavix just off the top of my head.
Posted by Vince on April 29, 2012 at 3:32 PM · Report this
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i'm in france too. gotta get some of that schweppes "agrum'" soda. america is missing out!
Posted by danceofdays on April 29, 2012 at 4:41 PM · Report this
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@16, ooh, the half marathon is today, prettiest course in the world says my uncle. He and my aunt just moved there from Paris, in order to be warmer year-round while belittling French people and refusing to learn the language.
Posted by gloomy gus on April 29, 2012 at 4:58 PM · Report this
rob! 23
Thanks, scary @16. I suppose someday I'll have to join, but not... just... yet...

@22, they do occasionally get snow in Nice, so with any luck at all... (Click image for the full frisson.)
Posted by rob! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZBdUceCL5U on April 29, 2012 at 8:23 PM · Report this
Brandon Arkell 24
Who calls it "soda"? The Stranger is based in Seattle, not New York or California. It's frigging "pop". Pop, pop, pop! In this giant swathe across the northern United States and Canada! Christ.
Posted by Brandon Arkell http://www.brandonarkell.com on April 30, 2012 at 5:09 PM · Report this
Beetlecat 25
@24 you're really going to go there? :)
Posted by Beetlecat on May 2, 2012 at 11:19 AM · Report this

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