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Friday, April 27, 2012

Computers Will Soon Be Writing Your Pulitzer-Prize Winning News

Posted by on Fri, Apr 27, 2012 at 8:51 AM

Kristian Hammond, co-founder of algorithm journalism company Narrative Science, predicts it will happen within five years. Even if he's wrong, it's only a matter of time:

Every 30 seconds or so, the algorithmic bull pen of Narrative Science, a 30-person company occupying a large room on the fringes of the Chicago Loop, extrudes a story whose very byline is a question of philosophical inquiry. The computer-written product could be a pennant-waving second-half update of a Big Ten basketball contest, a sober preview of a corporate earnings statement, or a blithe summary of the presidential horse race drawn from Twitter posts. The articles run on the websites of respected publishers like Forbes, as well as other Internet media powers (many of which are keeping their identities private). Niche news services hire Narrative Science to write updates for their subscribers, be they sports fans, small-cap investors, or fast-food franchise owners.

And the articles don’t read like robots wrote them.

... Hammond believes that as Narrative Science grows, its stories will go higher up the journalism food chain—from commodity news to explanatory journalism and, ultimately, detailed long-form articles. Maybe at some point, humans and algorithms will collaborate, with each partner playing to its strength. Computers, with their flawless memories and ability to access data, might act as legmen to human writers. Or vice versa, human reporters might interview subjects and pick up stray details—and then send them to a computer that writes it all up. As the computers get more accomplished and have access to more and more data, their limitations as storytellers will fall away. It might take a while, but eventually even a story like this one could be produced without, well, me. “Humans are unbelievably rich and complex, but they are machines,” Hammond says. “In 20 years, there will be no area in which Narrative Science doesn’t write stories.”

I'm trying to imagine the kind of computer it would take to replace our team of Stranger writers. I'm thinking a '95 Macintosh Color Classic II sitting in a pool of bong water and covered in "Fuck the Police" and peeling Obama stickers. It would be programmed to hate men on the weekends (for a feminine touch). And instead of analyzing sports games or financial reports, it would use its algorithms to predict the outcomes of porn.

Hat tip yelahneb.

 

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I can't tell the difference between the current content farmers from Huffpo and a rudimentary bot anyway.
Posted by i wish people stopped linking to that trash on April 27, 2012 at 9:03 AM
Allyn 2
Sorry, Eli, your work is no longer needed; we've got a computer.

I can't articulate my thoughts on this, but I feel so sad now.

Thanks, Cienna. It had been such a beautiful morning.
Posted by Allyn on April 27, 2012 at 9:13 AM
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Sorry, I don't welcome our new robot overlords of journalism. No matter how advanced "narrative science" becomes.

Sometimes I wonder just what the fuck will be left for humans to actually be doing in the year 2060. Y ou think we'll be Living the good life in a robot-created hedonistic utopia, sitting around sipping perfectly mixed drinks and listening to robots read robot-written novels?

No, we still live under the long shadows of capitalism, and considering how the average American seems to less and less intelligent over time, and the increasingly omnipresence of entertainment, it's likely we will always choose to remain enslaved. This means more so called "white collar" work will become "unnecessary" and the former practitioners can join the rest of the unemployed underclass until we're all down there in the dogpile. Maybe I'm being a bit luddite and reactionary, but, really, where does all of this end? Will any work by real humans be of any value two or three generations from now, once the work of robots is indistinguishable from the work of humans? This is the sort of doomsday scenario that keeps me awake at night.
Posted by modrachlan srarmons on April 27, 2012 at 9:21 AM
MacCrocodile 4
Legally, you're not supposed to report a story like this without the phrase "IN THE WORLD OF TOMORROW". The computer would know that.
Posted by MacCrocodile http://maccrocodile.com/ on April 27, 2012 at 9:56 AM
5
One of the lines from 1984 that really stuck with me for some reason is "Machines write novels, but horses draw plows."

Since this memory is a few decades old, I'm sure it's a misquote, something a computer would never do.
Posted by LMcGuff http://holyoutlaw.livejournal.com/ on April 27, 2012 at 10:02 AM
STJA 6
This is a good step toward AI, methinks.
Posted by STJA on April 27, 2012 at 10:16 AM
7
Naw. I think the future of jounalism will look more like the depiction in Sleep Dealer. Video-based stories sold P2P, as a form of intimate story telling. I don't think Skynet could pull that off.
Posted by AI ain't all that on April 27, 2012 at 10:27 AM
Will in Seattle 8
Writing?

Or editing?

Writing I could believe. News aggregators basically just do zero work and repackage press releases.

But editing?

That's a skill.
Posted by Will in Seattle http://www.facebook.com/WillSeattle on April 27, 2012 at 11:02 AM
Unregistered User 9
Please can you have a corner in the office where you actually create the computer you speak of? I will contribute at least $5 to make it a reality.

It needs a name. Strange-u-tron 5000?
Posted by Unregistered User on April 27, 2012 at 11:26 AM
ScienceNerd 10
@5, the first thing that came to my mind while reading this was "1984" as well.
WAR IS PEACE
FREEDOM IS SLAVERY
IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH
Posted by ScienceNerd on April 27, 2012 at 11:41 AM
undead ayn rand 11
@9: Adrianna Huffington's already engaged it at AOL corp.
Posted by undead ayn rand on April 27, 2012 at 12:16 PM
Cynic86 12
@10, the first thing that came to my mind was "Will in Seattle"

Imagine the gems of wisdom that might be produced by such an algorithm.
Posted by Cynic86 on April 27, 2012 at 12:25 PM
13
I would like to buy one of those Macs mentioned in the last paragraph.
Posted by seattlebikeguy on April 27, 2012 at 12:59 PM
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@8

In all seriousness (from having written a number of narrative engines), Will is right on here.

Editing is the trick.

However, I believe that editing will be crowd-sourced or piece-worked. Or, perhaps just another algo for 'preference-based' or 'profile-based' aggregation against a generated narrative.

e.g. A Millon Monkeys at typewriters, check.
Ten million iphone users getting paid 0.09 per day to 'like' or 'not like' or 'edit' some crap that a database spit out of our linguistic ancestry; that's coming tomorrow.

Posted by SweetDarkLord on April 27, 2012 at 2:50 PM

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