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For this week's Happiest Hour, Marti Jonjak braved the ghosts and checked out the Pine Box:

The space it occupies is rumored to be haunted as shit: It was a mortuary long ago, though more of us remember the immediately previous Chapel, a throbbing nightclub with an upstairs lounge rife with seedy happenings (which are the best kind) involving "handjobs and red pleather sex couches," the Pine Box's staff says. The interior is different now—all clean wood, flowery wallpaper, and giant wads of sunshine pouring in from everywhere.

Spooky and sexy and weird! Now that the joint is all cleaned up, the Pine Box also offers a nice happy hour, including $1 off all drinks and appetizers "such as $5 flatbread with arugula and walnut pesto spread or the $11 assorted-meats-cheeses-olives-bread plate."

Read more about the Pine Box here! Happy hour starts in 30 minutes (3 pm) and goes until 6 pm. Watch out for ghosts!