Teenagers are drinking hand sanitizer to get drunk!!! Or so this article proclaims:

Teenagers are showing up in Los Angeles emergency rooms after drinking inexpensive liquid hand sanitizers to get drunk. Cheap and easily accessible hand sanitizers contain 62 percent ethyl alcohol...

Some of the teens used salt to separate the alcohol from the sanitizer, making a potent drink similar to a shot of hard liquor. Distillation instructions can be found on the Internet.

Lock up your teenagers and/or your hand sanitizer!!!*

*Except there have only been a few cases, according to the director of the Toxics Epidemiology Program at the L.A. County Department of Public Health, Cyrus Rangan, M.D. BUT STILL!!! He "says it could signal a dangerous trend." PANIC NOW PLEASE!!!