Slog tipper Matt Hickey asks what I think of this unproduced screenplay allegedly written by Chris Kattan about his SNL character, Mr. Peepers:

The envelope contained a bizarre and amusing book that claims to have been "written by C.L. Kattan" called Peepers, a canticle. It is — allegedly — an unproduced screenplay for "a feature length film [based] around a character that communicated solely with the word 'Bah' and whose only interests were the rapid devouring of apples and humping the shows' rotating hosts," the preface describes. Further, this screenplay is "a work of pure art that would no doubt send shock waves through the multiplexes, and indeed even the bedrock of American culture."...The preface explains that Kattan finished his masterpiece on Sept. 10, 2001. By the next day, though, the world had become "a hothouse inhospitable to the rare genus of plant that had taken root in his genius over the last several months" and the film was "deemed too political by studio executives in the emotionally charged atmosphere of the early aughts."

The script includes George W. Bush and a number of Being There references. Read about it right here. Here's what I think:

First: It's a fake.

Second: It would be a terrible movie.

Third: I really want to read the whole screenplay.