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Wednesday, April 18, 2012

Dick Clark

Posted by on Wed, Apr 18, 2012 at 1:43 PM

The World's Oldest Teenager* is dead at age 82.

* I can remember when everyone used to make jokes about how young Dick Clark looked, which means I'm old.

 

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scary tyler moore 1
he was a large part of my childhood. "american bandstand" saturday mornings, and "where the action is" weekdays for several years. RIP, Mr. Clark, and thanks for the music.
Posted by scary tyler moore http://pushymcshove.blogspot.com/ on April 18, 2012 at 1:50 PM
Allyn 2
As a kid, I always confused him with Dick Van Dyke.
Posted by Allyn on April 18, 2012 at 1:57 PM
Banna 3
He will always be Mr. "TV's Bloopers and Practical Jokes" to me.
Posted by Banna http://www.ucp.org on April 18, 2012 at 2:06 PM
Fifty-Two-Eighty 4
"American Bandstand" had a profound effect on anyone who was growing up between the years 1957 and 1987. First television appearances of Buddy Holly, Michael Jackson, and Madonna.

I thought we'd lost him back in 2004 when he had the stroke, but somehow he hung on.

Bye, Dick, and thanks for all the great memories.
Posted by Fifty-Two-Eighty http://www.nra.org on April 18, 2012 at 2:10 PM
Cato the Younger Younger 5
Thanks Dick...LOVED you in Bowling for Columbine. Thought you showed your true corporate colors to Michael Moore!
Posted by Cato the Younger Younger on April 18, 2012 at 2:21 PM
Fnarf 6
Dick Clark was a dick. Yeah, American Bandstand -- on which black teenagers, back when it was in Philadelphia, were not allowed after Clark took over -- which he did after framing the guy who ran it on a bogus sex scandal.

He also threw Alan Freed, one of the great figures of American pop, under the bus in the payola scandal, but skated clean around his own involvement, which included not only payola per se but the more sophisticated process of refusing to allow records on Bandstand unless he was cut in on the songwriting credits for records he had nothing to do with (songwriting royalties are where the real money is made). He did this LONG after payola was supposedly eradicated.

Dick Clark was no Morris Levy, but he wasn't Mr. Clean either.
Posted by Fnarf http://www.facebook.com/fnarf on April 18, 2012 at 2:35 PM
Vince 7
@6 I knew there was something about the guy I had heard years back. He just wasn't a very nice person. I'm surprised he had such success.
Posted by Vince on April 18, 2012 at 2:41 PM
8
Wait, what? I thought he was immortal.
Posted by Lynx on April 18, 2012 at 3:33 PM
Some Old Nobodaddy Logged In 9
@6 Beat me to it. I shed no tears for that man. He drove a far better man than he to his death. May Alan Freed be celebrated, and that awful man's name be forgot.
Posted by Some Old Nobodaddy Logged In on April 18, 2012 at 3:42 PM
10
Uh oh! Does this mean that he's no longer needed for New Year's Eve because ...*gasp*...the world is ending before New Year's Eve?!!
Posted by Cat in Chicago on April 18, 2012 at 3:48 PM
Supreme Ruler Of The Universe 11

I loved that animated locomotive at the beginning of all his shows.
Posted by Supreme Ruler Of The Universe http://www.you-read-it-here-first.com on April 18, 2012 at 3:52 PM
gloomy gus 12
Seconding @9, Fnarf @6 thank you for the history.
Posted by gloomy gus on April 18, 2012 at 4:23 PM
Looking For a Better Read 13
I'm pretty sure he died a few years back, and they were testing out that Tupac-hollogram thing with him on NYE for the last three Rockin' Eve shows.
Posted by Looking For a Better Read on April 18, 2012 at 4:55 PM
reverend dr dj riz 14
dick clark and don cornelius dead in the same year. ? i smell a conspiracy...or something...
Posted by reverend dr dj riz on April 18, 2012 at 5:13 PM
15
@5 I remember that.

Never liked the guy. He seemed to me to represent the neutering of rock n roll presented to make money off conservative suburbans. I'm too young for American Bandstand to mean a thing to me, but didn't he just have milketoast rock and pop that was acceptable for Grandma? Not challenging, not rock and roll. He didn't create anything. He was just a suave party host aiming to please middle-of-the-road people. He was just about looking good. That just made me suspicious, and it's nice to have those suspicions confirmed.
Posted by floater on April 18, 2012 at 5:17 PM
birdy num num 16
thanks fnarf...seriously, this guy rarely spoke of his love of rock and roll but often spoke of his love of making money from his working around rock and roll.

dick was a dick indeed.

and for the record, still bummed about don cornelius passing. that guy truly impacted my life.
Posted by birdy num num on April 18, 2012 at 11:51 PM
Karlheinz Arschbomber 17
Yeah, greedy little emperor.

But a big part of my youth, I grew up in W. Philadelphia near the 46th & Market studio where they did American Bandstand. And Hershey bars cost a nickel, and....
Posted by Karlheinz Arschbomber http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arschbombe on April 19, 2012 at 1:10 AM
DOUG. 18
Fuck the haters. My mom and I bonded over $20,000 Pyramid.
Posted by DOUG. http://www.dougsvotersguide.com on April 19, 2012 at 8:33 AM
slade 19
Dick and Don are standing in front of the pearly gates when St Peter says "I can only let one of you in the Dance club" so I will ask you a question and the one who gets it right gets to enter heaven.
Posted by slade http://www.youtube.com/user/guppygator on April 19, 2012 at 1:58 PM

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