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Thursday, April 12, 2012

It Gets Bigger

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Allyn 1
You know a thing has become part of culture when it can be spoofed so well, when it’s more than 16-year-olds mocking your project.
Posted by Allyn on April 12, 2012 at 8:23 AM · Report this
Sargon Bighorn 2
No Asian men. I'm not sure how to understand this omission.
Posted by Sargon Bighorn on April 12, 2012 at 8:27 AM · Report this
I think this might just be the biggest compliment you've ever gotten Dan, congratulations!

Also amazingly hilarious, thank you Dan, this really brightened my day :D
Posted by Friendstastegood on April 12, 2012 at 8:51 AM · Report this
despicable me 4
"It really might not."

Honesty IS the best policy, but come onnn, we're supposed to give them hope!

Posted by despicable me on April 12, 2012 at 9:00 AM · Report this
nocutename 5
Thanks! That was great.
Posted by nocutename on April 12, 2012 at 9:03 AM · Report this
Confluence 6
Fucking hilarious. Thanks for sharing! I like the random inclusion of a female with, "it really might not."

@2 Poor Asian men. I guess when they're mostly all small, Asian ladies don't even notice. But consequently, non-Asian ladies aren't lining up for the Asian boyfriend. You don't see that combo a lot. A thimble-sized love member just isn't enough.
Posted by Confluence on April 12, 2012 at 9:32 AM · Report this
It Gets Bigger is the title of a gay porn - no kidding.
Posted by JaxBriggs on April 12, 2012 at 10:27 AM · Report this
"shit that's basically not even fun..."
Love it.
Posted by secretchord on April 12, 2012 at 11:42 AM · Report this
Reverse Polarity 9
That is a hilarious spoof. Thanks.
Posted by Reverse Polarity on April 12, 2012 at 12:28 PM · Report this
thank you dan. i have tears from the laughter
Posted by fixitman on April 12, 2012 at 2:44 PM · Report this
Posted by stephen.g on April 12, 2012 at 3:45 PM · Report this
You must be so proud.
Posted by scrappy_girlie on April 12, 2012 at 4:00 PM · Report this
sirkowski 13
This is wrong because it doesn't give them a bigger penis, only the hope that they might, while they must simply endure the frustration in the meantime.
Posted by sirkowski on April 12, 2012 at 4:42 PM · Report this
Sirkowski, men can always get a bigger penis if they find someone who'll play sharesies.

And Confluence, you make a stereotypical assumption there that does something to u.
Posted by open heart on April 12, 2012 at 5:25 PM · Report this
@14, I'm really hoping that Confluence was being wry and satiric.
Posted by clashfan on April 12, 2012 at 7:12 PM · Report this
the idiot formerly known as kk 16
@6: Fuck you.
Posted by the idiot formerly known as kk on April 12, 2012 at 9:59 PM · Report this
Tetchy Brit 17
@6 Speak for yourself. My ex was half-korean and only packing 4 1/2 inches, but my god the things he could do with it (didn't hurt it was thick as a brick, admittedly)
Posted by Tetchy Brit on April 12, 2012 at 11:20 PM · Report this
Yet another great win by Dan Savage, a true American icon.
Posted by FightBack on April 13, 2012 at 2:39 AM · Report this
I'm nipping this in the bud before this thread gets horrible: No more discussion of Asian guys' dicks. That is done with now.
Posted by Belle Starr on April 13, 2012 at 10:59 AM · Report this
I was with a Taiwanese man who had a cock bigger than most of the white guys I've been with, and quite a few of the black guys, too.
Posted by Barbara on April 13, 2012 at 1:35 PM · Report this
thecheesegirl 21
@19 I see what you did there.

Also, yeah, my husband's half-Japanese, and I tell people you can tell he's a Saggitarius because he's like a horse from the waist down.
Posted by thecheesegirl on April 17, 2012 at 11:52 AM · Report this

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