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Wednesday, April 11, 2012

Meth Lab Found in Walmart Restroom

Posted by on Wed, Apr 11, 2012 at 2:56 PM

Can someone please name one good reason to ever visit Alabama, aside from the cheap thrill of knocking up a teenager or making meth in a Walmart restroom?

Of all the things a Walmart janitor comes across, meth labs are probably low on the list.

Boaz Police say a maintenance worker cleaning the women’s restroom found pseudoephedrine pills and a plastic water bottle with residue in the bottom.

Managers contacted police, who recovered what Chief Terry Davis called a one-pot ‘shake and bake’ type lab.

No? Well, okay then.


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wisepunk 1
Not a fan of Walmart, but I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom.
Posted by wisepunk on April 11, 2012 at 3:14 PM · Report this
We have a giant statue of a man with no pants on, mooning the suburbs?…
Posted by chaotoroboto on April 11, 2012 at 3:14 PM · Report this
Vince 3
Alabama- conservatives paradise.
Posted by Vince on April 11, 2012 at 3:19 PM · Report this
Sweeney Agonistes 4
The Unclaimed Baggage Center, Scottsboro.
Posted by Sweeney Agonistes on April 11, 2012 at 3:23 PM · Report this
The former world's largest office chair in Anniston?

And that and the army base are pretty much all that is in Anniston. The two weeks I spent there after Hurricane Gustav were very, very long. I would almost have rather been back in South Louisiana in 95 degree heat with no electricity.
Posted by Sheryl on April 11, 2012 at 3:26 PM · Report this
There used to be Space Camp. That was awesome.
Posted by Tyler Pierce on April 11, 2012 at 3:37 PM · Report this
What's truly sad is that the police in Boaz, Alabama correctly identified a meth lab consisting of less components than the meth lab my family found a few years ago that Federal Way police incorrectly dismissed and left for someone else to clean up (and eat a hole in his car's floor).
Posted by K on April 11, 2012 at 3:41 PM · Report this
undead ayn rand 8
What, do they plug in a hot plate or something, how does that even work?
Posted by undead ayn rand on April 11, 2012 at 3:43 PM · Report this
Cienna Madrid 9
Space Camp! That would be a good reason.
Posted by Cienna Madrid on April 11, 2012 at 3:50 PM · Report this
Simone 10
Space Camp in Huntsville. That's about it.

I went to the space camp in Florida and I am sad to have heard that it had closed down in the early 2000's. And I can't believe that I didn't hear of this but the old dorm that thousands of children astronauts used while attending Space Camp Florida was demolished early last year. It had been unused since the demise of the Florida Space Camp franchise. Sad to see it go!

Someone should have saved it and turned it into a space hotel. I am now glad that I visited a month before the demolition and I am glad that I still have some of my old space camp gear and papers/books/manuals.
Posted by Simone on April 11, 2012 at 3:52 PM · Report this
Amnt 11
Calling some bottles of (admittedly very nasty) chemicals left in a Wal Mart bathroom a "meth lab" is extremely sensationalist.

Here is some background on the method, no Breaking Bad setup required:…
Posted by Amnt on April 11, 2012 at 3:56 PM · Report this
quix 12
The opportunity to work for the Southern Poverty Law Center, which is based in Montgomery?
Posted by quix on April 11, 2012 at 3:59 PM · Report this
Dougsf 13
I'd prefer my meth came from mom and pop stores.
Posted by Dougsf on April 11, 2012 at 4:01 PM · Report this
Ho hum news to anyone who's ever wallowed in the website People of Walmart (meth labs are the least of it):

Or feasted their eyes on the Walmart denizens:…
Posted by judybrowni on April 11, 2012 at 4:04 PM · Report this
Like last month's meth lab in the parking lot of Wal Mart:…
Posted by judybrowni on April 11, 2012 at 4:08 PM · Report this
"Two DeKalb County, Ala., teens were arrested for allegedly setting off deer urine bombs in a Walmart store."…

Beat that.
Posted by judybrowni on April 11, 2012 at 4:20 PM · Report this
pdp 17
Any reason to visit Alabama? Well, their tax system is less regressive than ours and they spend more per pupil to educate their kids. But you smug Seattleites keep telling yourselves that places like AL are the conservative backwaters and WA is a bastion of liberalism.
Posted by pdp on April 11, 2012 at 4:23 PM · Report this
NaFun 18
God dammit. Stop calling it a fucking lab. It was shaking some crap in a 2 liter bottle, not science.
Posted by NaFun on April 11, 2012 at 4:30 PM · Report this

And we helped!

Posted by Supreme Ruler Of The Universe http://_ on April 11, 2012 at 4:42 PM · Report this
Of all the things a Walmart janitor comes across, meth labs are probably low on the list.

I find that hard to believe.
Posted by madcap on April 11, 2012 at 4:46 PM · Report this
'Nother meth lab in Wally world parking lot:…
Posted by judybrowni on April 11, 2012 at 5:10 PM · Report this
bleedingheartlibertarian 22
Been to Alabama. Very nearly moved there. Still have family there. And I fucking hate it.
Posted by bleedingheartlibertarian on April 11, 2012 at 5:50 PM · Report this
Free Lunch 23
@17 - Yet Alabama's high-school graduation rate is the 8th worst in the nation. Must be all of those abstinence-educated pregnant drop-outs.

More likely, it's the poverty rate - fifth highest in the nation. Or maybe it's because of all the brown kids are "self-deporting" due to HB 56. Yes, lovely, tolerant place you've got there.

I lived in Alabama, and I can't think of a force on earth that would get me to move back.
Posted by Free Lunch on April 11, 2012 at 6:17 PM · Report this
seandr 24
Sorry to change the subject, but come on, Cienna, admit it, you were wrong, and this is fucking cool.
Posted by seandr on April 11, 2012 at 9:47 PM · Report this
they always said you could get anything at Walmart, a baby delivery. a blow Job in the freezer dept in michighan and now and now a spray as you go meth. Well maybe that"s not the place I want to keep getting my everything! Other than the ingredents that have to be purchased behind the counter, the other things were probably stolen. Has anyone looked at their cameras at Wally World or is that to hard to do?
Posted by little sis on April 11, 2012 at 9:55 PM · Report this
Now, now. Alabama has nice weather, at least one nice university (Auburn), the highways are nice (maintained), Tuskegee is there, it has some nice beaches (white sand) and Harper Lee. If you have to live there, it is tolerable. It is not ALL BAD. For that, there is Mississippi (thank God).
Posted by Bugnroolet on April 12, 2012 at 7:24 AM · Report this
Posted by stinky on May 11, 2012 at 1:19 PM · Report this

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