First, Herman Cain endorsed everybody for the Republican presidential nomination. Then, he endorsed Newt Gingrich. (Maybe he confused Newt Gingrich for every single American citizen? It happens!) But now, he's changing his endorsement again:

"I am ready to get behind the nominee."

Mitt Romney undoubtedly responded to this very important announcement by pumping his fist in the air and jumping up and down like an idiot. But more importantly than all that: Herman Cain says that Mitt Romney is leading among men and way behind among women because ‘Men are much more familiar’ with policy than ‘other people.’

I'm sure once the men educate all the women on the issues, the women will fall in line.