At the risk of shitting all over my Top Five Reasons to Never Take Cracked.com Seriously, you should go read Cracked's 5 Ways Modern Men Are Trained to Hate Women, which includes gems like these:

Does it seem like men feel kind of entitled to sex? Does it seem like we react to rejection with the maturity of a child being denied a toy?

Well, you have to keep in mind that what we learn as kids is really hard to deprogram as an adult. And what we learned as kids is that we males are each owed, and will eventually be awarded, a beautiful woman.

We were told this by every movie, TV show, novel, comic book, video game and song we encountered. When the Karate Kid wins the tournament, his prize is a trophy and Elisabeth Shue. Neo saves the world and is awarded Trinity. Marty McFly gets his dream girl, John McClane gets his ex-wife back, Keanu "Speed" Reeves gets Sandra Bullock, Shia LaBeouf gets Megan Fox in Transformers, Iron Man gets Pepper Potts, the hero in Avatar gets the hottest Na'vi, Shrek gets Fiona, Bill Murray gets Sigourney Weaver in Ghostbusters, Frodo gets Sam, WALL-E gets EVE ... and so on.

Hell, at the end of An Officer and a Gentleman, Richard Gere walks into the lady's workplace and just carries her out like he's picking up a suit at the dry cleaner.

When you consider that the list is sandwiched between 5 People Cheated Out of the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, 4 Problems with Living in the Game of Thrones Universe, and 5 Computer Hacks from Movies You Won't Believe Are Possible, it's pretty transformative in its ability to give clueless young men a quick schooling on misogyny.

Curtsies to Slog tipper yelahneb.