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Oh, You Kids! / Politics "19 Reasons & Counting to Vote for Rick Santorum"
Posted by David Schmader on Thu, Mar 22, 2012 at 11:44 AM
A plague o' Duggars take turns praising Santorum.
Speaking of the worthless opinions of inappropriately spilled seed, the crispy T-shirt under my bed endorses Ron Paul.
Thank you, Christian Nightmares.
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The diversity spawned from the same genetic combination is impressive. What an interesting case study this family is going to make: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/articl…
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Oop. I used something called google. yes, they are a family with many many children. We should listen to them.
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Brainwash early, brainwash often.
Anyone else reminded of the homeschooled kids vignette from Mean Girls? Oh and the boy in plaid = total 'mo.
Anyone else reminded of the homeschooled kids vignette from Mean Girls? Oh and the boy in plaid = total 'mo.
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The Duggers? I think they have hit 20 at this point. I can only hope 4 turn out to be gay or lesbian, two become militant Muslims and the youngest a mass murderer.
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17 kids and only 4 of them are fit for TV, and that's counting the "tom boy" and the "smart kid"! No wonder no one has given these people a reality show yet.
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@19, you mean you can't pick out the homo in that bunch? He's the little one with the buck teeth.
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@5
I'm with you. I did not know who they were or why their opinion should matter to me.
Then I consulted Google.
David Schmader, I was happier with my ignorance.
Reason #2 to vote for Santorum - he has kids and one of them is dead.
WTF?!? How warped do you have to be to make an ad with THAT in it?
Reason # whatever (they didn't number them) - he did not serve in the military. But he can trace his bloodline to someone who did.
So refusing to serve in the military is an achievement for a Republican now?
I wish I had not seen that ad.
I'm with you. I did not know who they were or why their opinion should matter to me.
Then I consulted Google.
David Schmader, I was happier with my ignorance.
Reason #2 to vote for Santorum - he has kids and one of them is dead.
WTF?!? How warped do you have to be to make an ad with THAT in it?
Reason # whatever (they didn't number them) - he did not serve in the military. But he can trace his bloodline to someone who did.
So refusing to serve in the military is an achievement for a Republican now?
I wish I had not seen that ad.
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@14 They have affinity for dead babies. Their early miscarriage was a message from God to over-populate the earth. It worked for them.
Due to her over-active uterus they got a free house, thousands of dollars in free merchandise, free publicity for their businesses, free trips around the world, and the belief that everyone loves them and God approves of everything they do because, hey, free stuff.
The second dead baby should have been a warning to stop, but that’s just nature or God’s love for the dead fetus or whatever.
Due to her over-active uterus they got a free house, thousands of dollars in free merchandise, free publicity for their businesses, free trips around the world, and the belief that everyone loves them and God approves of everything they do because, hey, free stuff.
The second dead baby should have been a warning to stop, but that’s just nature or God’s love for the dead fetus or whatever.
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I vote for the kid at 1:15 and the one at 1:40 to be the first & second Duggars to come out of the closet (though if they sent their kids to college, the girl at 1:00 is for sure a LUG.)
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YESSSS sweater vest girl is going to be the one that grows up, rebels and writes a harrowing memoir.
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I am wondering when Jim Bob Joe will be running for office... and also wondering when Michelles' uterus will actually explode!
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The last few little girls looked like they'd been threatened with getting their toys thrown away if they didn't shut up and say their lines.
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The Duggars also support faux hawks! I really think sporting a faux hawk would give Rick Santorum the hip edge he needs.
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Good idea, Rick, linking yourself to the 2nd greatest freakshow on TV. That's really going to bring in all those moderate voters who desperately want to live in a Catholic theocracy.
Does he remember serving in Congress? 'Cause he seems to think he's in some sort of parliamentary system where leading a minority party of religious extremists could work out in a coalition deal.
Does he remember serving in Congress? 'Cause he seems to think he's in some sort of parliamentary system where leading a minority party of religious extremists could work out in a coalition deal.
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@16, Definitely the kid at 1:15. My money's on him being the first one to run away. Probably to Seattle.
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@15 Yes, their irresponsible overpopulation got them a free house and tons of free giveaways, and thdychave the temerity to talk about the need for welfare reform. What did Jesus say about taking a speck from someone else's eye?
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