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Wednesday, March 21, 2012

Father of the Year

Posted by on Wed, Mar 21, 2012 at 12:51 PM

Slog tipper Fnarf emailed this tip: "Remember this story? And everyone said 'fake, no way she actually went'? Compare this."

"You asshole," I wrote back. "We're all traumatized now."

Fnarf's rejoinder: "Too hard core for Slog? You posted a dildo. How traumatized do you think I am now?"


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Posted by venomlash on March 21, 2012 at 12:55 PM · Report this
Well, there's a nasty candidate for the Darwin Award. Rendering your offspring unfit, rather than removing yourself from the gene pool. What a fucking ASSHOLE.
Posted by STJA on March 21, 2012 at 12:56 PM · Report this
Matt from Denver 3
Fnarf traumatized by a dildo? Maybe Phoebe was right about Wallingford's pristine family climate.
Posted by Matt from Denver on March 21, 2012 at 12:57 PM · Report this
Poor delicate widdle Fnarf.

That idiot dad probably thought it would make a cool youtube video.
Posted by suddenlyorcas on March 21, 2012 at 1:05 PM · Report this
Fnarf 5
I was actually more traumatized by the gigantic pen next to it.

@4, he was right, just not in the way he expected.
Posted by Fnarf on March 21, 2012 at 1:11 PM · Report this
There is video of Jessica skating Burnside while pregnant:…

Posted by carnivorous chicken on March 21, 2012 at 1:43 PM · Report this
TVDinner 7
Not clicking on links...not clicking on links...not clicking on links....
Posted by TVDinner http:// on March 21, 2012 at 1:49 PM · Report this
Allyn 8
Doesn't this belong under the "Every Child Deserves" headline?
Posted by Allyn on March 21, 2012 at 2:25 PM · Report this
NaFun 9
Posted by NaFun on March 21, 2012 at 2:36 PM · Report this
emma's bee 10
TV Dinner @7 is exceedingly wise, and I shall follow her lead.
Posted by emma's bee on March 21, 2012 at 2:44 PM · Report this
Vince 11
Sigh. We simply must be headed toward extinction. It only makes sense.
Posted by Vince on March 21, 2012 at 3:23 PM · Report this
@11 No. The problem is that modern medicine is so good, that these things tend not to thin the herd.
Posted by THE THIRST MUTILATOR on March 21, 2012 at 4:02 PM · Report this
Reverse Polarity 13

The sheer stupidity of humans never ceases to amaze me.
Posted by Reverse Polarity on March 21, 2012 at 4:25 PM · Report this
Fnarf 14
@13, for me it's not the sheer stupidity but the amount of casual, thoughtless cruelty that we can pack into any ordinary afternoon minute that amazes.
Posted by Fnarf on March 21, 2012 at 9:35 PM · Report this

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