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Wednesday, March 21, 2012

Father of the Year

Posted by on Wed, Mar 21, 2012 at 12:51 PM

Slog tipper Fnarf emailed this tip: "Remember this story? And everyone said 'fake, no way she actually went'? Compare this."

"You asshole," I wrote back. "We're all traumatized now."

Fnarf's rejoinder: "Too hard core for Slog? You posted a dildo. How traumatized do you think I am now?"

 

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Posted by venomlash on March 21, 2012 at 12:55 PM · Report this
STJA 2
Well, there's a nasty candidate for the Darwin Award. Rendering your offspring unfit, rather than removing yourself from the gene pool. What a fucking ASSHOLE.
Posted by STJA on March 21, 2012 at 12:56 PM · Report this
Matt from Denver 3
Fnarf traumatized by a dildo? Maybe Phoebe was right about Wallingford's pristine family climate.
Posted by Matt from Denver on March 21, 2012 at 12:57 PM · Report this
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Poor delicate widdle Fnarf.

That idiot dad probably thought it would make a cool youtube video.
Posted by suddenlyorcas on March 21, 2012 at 1:05 PM · Report this
Fnarf 5
I was actually more traumatized by the gigantic pen next to it.

@4, he was right, just not in the way he expected.
Posted by Fnarf http://www.facebook.com/fnarf on March 21, 2012 at 1:11 PM · Report this
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There is video of Jessica skating Burnside while pregnant:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OAP0s8rWA…

Posted by carnivorous chicken on March 21, 2012 at 1:43 PM · Report this
TVDinner 7
Not clicking on links...not clicking on links...not clicking on links....
Posted by TVDinner http:// on March 21, 2012 at 1:49 PM · Report this
Allyn 8
Doesn't this belong under the "Every Child Deserves" headline?
Posted by Allyn on March 21, 2012 at 2:25 PM · Report this
NaFun 9
fuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyou
Posted by NaFun http://www.dancesafe.org on March 21, 2012 at 2:36 PM · Report this
emma's bee 10
TV Dinner @7 is exceedingly wise, and I shall follow her lead.
Posted by emma's bee on March 21, 2012 at 2:44 PM · Report this
Vince 11
Sigh. We simply must be headed toward extinction. It only makes sense.
Posted by Vince on March 21, 2012 at 3:23 PM · Report this
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@11 No. The problem is that modern medicine is so good, that these things tend not to thin the herd.
Posted by THE THIRST MUTILATOR on March 21, 2012 at 4:02 PM · Report this
Reverse Polarity 13
Ugh.

The sheer stupidity of humans never ceases to amaze me.
Posted by Reverse Polarity on March 21, 2012 at 4:25 PM · Report this
Fnarf 14
@13, for me it's not the sheer stupidity but the amount of casual, thoughtless cruelty that we can pack into any ordinary afternoon minute that amazes.
Posted by Fnarf http://www.facebook.com/fnarf on March 21, 2012 at 9:35 PM · Report this

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