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Wednesday, March 21, 2012

Parenting Issues Father of the Year

Posted by Dominic Holden on Wed, Mar 21, 2012 at 12:51 PM

Slog tipper Fnarf emailed this tip: "Remember this story? And everyone said 'fake, no way she actually went'? Compare this."

"You asshole," I wrote back. "We're all traumatized now."

Fnarf's rejoinder: "Too hard core for Slog? You posted a dildo. How traumatized do you think I am now?"

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Posted by venomlash on March 21, 2012 at 12:55 PM

Well, there's a nasty candidate for the Darwin Award. Rendering your offspring unfit, rather than removing yourself from the gene pool. What a fucking ASSHOLE.

Posted by STJA on March 21, 2012 at 12:56 PM

Fnarf traumatized by a dildo? Maybe Phoebe was right about Wallingford's pristine family climate.

Posted by Matt from Denver on March 21, 2012 at 12:57 PM

Poor delicate widdle Fnarf.

That idiot dad probably thought it would make a cool youtube video.

Posted by suddenlyorcas on March 21, 2012 at 1:05 PM

I was actually more traumatized by the gigantic pen next to it.

@4, he was right, just not in the way he expected.

Posted by Fnarf

on March 21, 2012 at 1:11 PM

There is video of Jessica skating Burnside while pregnant:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OAP0s8rWA…

Posted by carnivorous chicken on March 21, 2012 at 1:43 PM

Not clicking on links...not clicking on links...not clicking on links....

Posted by TVDinner

on March 21, 2012 at 1:49 PM

Doesn't this belong under the "Every Child Deserves" headline?

Posted by Allyn on March 21, 2012 at 2:25 PM

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Posted by NaFun

on March 21, 2012 at 2:36 PM

TV Dinner @7 is exceedingly wise, and I shall follow her lead.

Posted by emma's bee on March 21, 2012 at 2:44 PM

Sigh. We simply must be headed toward extinction. It only makes sense.

Posted by Vince on March 21, 2012 at 3:23 PM

@11 No. The problem is that modern medicine is so good, that these things tend not to thin the herd.

Posted by THE THIRST MUTILATOR on March 21, 2012 at 4:02 PM

Ugh.

The sheer stupidity of humans never ceases to amaze me.

Posted by Reverse Polarity on March 21, 2012 at 4:25 PM

@13, for me it's not the sheer stupidity but the amount of casual, thoughtless cruelty that we can pack into any ordinary afternoon minute that amazes.

Posted by Fnarf

on March 21, 2012 at 9:35 PM