Lovers of comedy, discomfort, and public displays of eroticism take note: Tomorrow is the official launch of Competitive Erotic Fan Fiction, a night of comedians writing and reciting the most erotic fan-fic tributes they can think of on the topics of their choice (think Golden Girls, the Pixar hit Cars, etc.). I interview comedian Bryan Cook, the brains behind this event, over here. But you know what's more impressive than words on a page? An erotic reading of Charlotte's Web with local luminary Derek Sheen!

Remember: This is but a taste of pleasures to come. Catch more tomorrow night at the Rendezvous Jewelbox Theater, 7:30 pm, $7, 21+.