I fell asleep in front of the television last night around 12:40 AM watching Rachel Maddow. Look what I missed by conking out right before the last segment:

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A genius? Aw, thanks, Rachel! And to get a mention practically in the same breath with world famous Twitter user Anthony Hecht? That's an honor. And for the record: Spreading Santorum is now—at least when I Google it—the #3 return. We're creeping back up!