Next weekend, performer Michelle Ellsworth comes to On the Boards with Phone Homer, which has to do with the Iliad, sorta. It involves a dress that solves problems, Skype conversations with ancient Greeks, an invented kinetic language, and hamburgers. To get a sense of how Ellsworth feels about hamburgers, please see the following:
On opening night, OtB will give away 100 free hamburgers from Dick's. Yum?
Also, too bad Ellsworth lives in Boulder, Colorado. She'd be a shoo-in for a cash prize at HUMP!.