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Tuesday, March 6, 2012

Re: Every Child Deserves a Mother and Father

Posted by on Tue, Mar 6, 2012 at 10:58 AM

Dear Kevin,

Get away from your parents! They have become dependent on you for some twisted escape. They are crazy and this is not healthy for anyone involved. Maybe you could "cut the cord" on that hot air balloon and then float it on over to Child Protective Services.

Your friend,

Grant

 

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Allyn 1
Where's CPS in all this? That play set is not safe; the belts on those swings were terribly loose. The kids were about to fall out of that balloon.

And how many kids do they have in that home? Seriously, WHERE IS CPS?
Posted by Allyn on March 6, 2012 at 11:22 AM · Report this
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It takes all kinds of people to make the world interesting, doesn't it?
Posted by Bugnroolet on March 6, 2012 at 11:27 AM · Report this
Reverse Polarity 3
Gah!

Intellectually, this looks perfectly harmless, but viscerally it is setting off all my creepy weirdo alarms.
Posted by Reverse Polarity on March 6, 2012 at 12:00 PM · Report this
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Better this weirdo creep hobby than that they reproduce, themselves.

Shudder.
Posted by judybrowni on March 6, 2012 at 12:36 PM · Report this
Vince 5
I had a friend who's dog adopted a stuffed animal. She would go from nursing it to humping it in the blink of an eye.
Posted by Vince on March 6, 2012 at 1:18 PM · Report this

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