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Friday, March 2, 2012

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Posted by on Fri, Mar 2, 2012 at 5:13 PM

Here's something:

Okay, see you Monday.

 

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1
"That was one nasty hippo," said Tom, hypocritically.
Posted by OldFiddler on March 2, 2012 at 5:29 PM · Report this
2
If a psychic used this video to predict the future, would that make him/her a fart-tune teller?
Posted by OldFiddler on March 2, 2012 at 5:31 PM · Report this
3
I hate Rush Limbaugh.
Posted by LMcGuff http://holyoutlaw.livejournal.com/ on March 2, 2012 at 5:33 PM · Report this
4
"OK, I think we're done here now!"
Posted by laurax on March 2, 2012 at 5:35 PM · Report this
rob! 5
Fart jokes never grow old. Happily, Dan doesn't either.

When San Diego Zoo built their new hippo exhibit ("Hippo Beach"?) twenty years ago or so, touting underwater views of how graceful hippos were when their bulk was fully submerged, they mucked the water up so regularly in the early days that the pump and filter systems had to be rebuilt with something like triple the original capacity.
Posted by rob! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZBdUceCL5U on March 2, 2012 at 5:36 PM · Report this
Supreme Ruler Of The Universe 6

I love the way the Mom says "did you see that" like they were at the Air and Space museum going past a Space Shuttle diorama or something.
Posted by Supreme Ruler Of The Universe http://www.you-read-it-here-first.com on March 2, 2012 at 5:36 PM · Report this
7
Umm, that's just what hippos do.
Posted by JJinAus on March 2, 2012 at 5:52 PM · Report this
BEG 8
Ha ha ha!

This is the San Diego zoo :-) The hippos are fun to watch, tho I must say I've never caught them at anything like THAT o.O
Posted by BEG http://twitter.com/#!/browneyedgirl65 on March 2, 2012 at 5:55 PM · Report this
venomlash 9
I expected the hippo to take a crap, but I'd forgotten how forcefully they eject their feces.
Posted by venomlash on March 2, 2012 at 6:02 PM · Report this
10
I saw one at the SF zoo projectile shitting against a wall, it had what appeared to be a shit eating grin on it's face the whole time. hilarious.
Posted by myr on March 2, 2012 at 6:05 PM · Report this
11
Well now I know how you people make santorum….
Posted by Doesn't look hygienic on March 2, 2012 at 6:22 PM · Report this
12
Okay Dan, but what do you really think of us?
Posted by Pablo Picasso on March 2, 2012 at 6:38 PM · Report this
OutInBumF 13
I love the tail spinning to make sure it was flung as far as possible. Thanks, Dan!
Posted by OutInBumF on March 2, 2012 at 6:51 PM · Report this
GoodOmens 14
I agree with #13
Posted by GoodOmens on March 2, 2012 at 7:22 PM · Report this
despicable me 15
Glad I'm not the only 12 year old falling down laughing at this.
Posted by despicable me on March 2, 2012 at 10:18 PM · Report this
Zebes 16
accurate representation of the internet
Posted by Zebes http://www.badrap.org/rescue/index.html on March 2, 2012 at 10:22 PM · Report this
17
That clip could form the centerpiece of the best Terrance and Phillip episode ever. I'd personally rather see a Cartman and Butters episode, but if Trey and Matt have to bring those wacky Canadians back, this clip is how they should do it.
Posted by Functional Atheist on March 2, 2012 at 11:53 PM · Report this
18
Sounded like a trombone. A tuned one, at that.
Posted by blah on March 3, 2012 at 4:55 AM · Report this
CATSPAW666 19
The real danger from Hippos is the inevitable northward movement of the escaped drug kingpin hippos from Carlos Escobar's Columbian ranch, which are conquering central america as we speak.
Posted by CATSPAW666 on March 3, 2012 at 8:20 AM · Report this
sirkowski 20
All hippos do that. They love nasty smelly butts apparently.

Pretty sure the noise is fake though.
Posted by sirkowski http://www.missdynamite.com on March 3, 2012 at 10:32 AM · Report this
21
"All hippos do that. They love nasty smelly butts apparently."

So that's how Savage learned how to make Santorum.
Posted by I'd wash your hands afterwards on March 3, 2012 at 11:08 AM · Report this
22
@17 but cartoons are depictions of real life funny. And things like farts in real life are funny, especially contrasted against what we all pretend to be (civilized people with perfect skin & hair and almost no real bodily functions). God, if none of us could fart, we'd all die. Thank you hippos, for keeping it real!
Posted by secretchord on March 3, 2012 at 7:11 PM · Report this
23
Thank you, Dan! I had a crappy evening, but now I'm smiling.
Posted by monkeylover on March 3, 2012 at 11:10 PM · Report this
Los_del_Mango 24
Oh my God. That was the best noise ever. That was fucking glorious.
Posted by Los_del_Mango on March 4, 2012 at 5:29 PM · Report this
25
I feel so juvenile right now. I can't help watching, and laughing about it, again.

I could be wrong, but it seems like the poor beast is visibly deflated afterwards (talk about gas pains).

Peace.
Posted by Married in MA on March 5, 2012 at 7:04 AM · Report this
26
Was this not a R. Santorum ad? 'See, all gods creatures support me'
Posted by RocNY on March 5, 2012 at 10:33 AM · Report this
27
The poo flinging is a territory marker Hippo's use both in and out of water.

I learned that from some clever interpretive panels in the bathrooms at the National Zoo.
Posted by FridayNext on March 6, 2012 at 9:49 AM · Report this
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The poo flinging is a territory marker Hippo's use both in and out of water.

I learned that from some clever interpretive panels in the bathrooms at the National Zoo.
Posted by FridayNext on March 6, 2012 at 9:50 AM · Report this

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