Monogamy Party has been keeping a tour diary on Line Out for the past week, giving us a glimpse of life on the road. The latest installment just went up and this time they tell tales of a club that's obsessed with the word "fucktard," another club that has bugs crawling up bathroom walls (and a seedy history filled with "glory-holing and fisting"), a transvestite in Paul Stanley makeup, and devil-worshipping microwaves.

You can (and should) read it here.