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Thursday, March 1, 2012

You Can Help Put Spreading Santorum Back on Top!

Posted by on Thu, Mar 1, 2012 at 11:28 AM

spreadingsplat.jpg

The landing/splat page—www.spreadingsantorum.com—got disappeared. Best theories as to why here. But the link to the Spreading Santorum blog is currently the 4th return when you Google "santorum." You can help put us back on top by spreading the blog's link around and clicking the shit out of it:

http://blog.spreadingsantorum.com/

Legit links, please. I don't actually know how you Google bomb something—I'm not tech-savvy, "santorum" and IGBP notwithstanding—but if you know how to bomb the Googles, please don't do it. Don't give Google and excuse to knock us down again. Legit links and clicks only, please! Also, search "santorum" and click on the link to http://blog.spreadingsantorum.com/.

And read the blog—Jocelyn mops the floor with Santorum/santorum!

 

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Aurora Erratic 1
How do I know if my clicks are legitimate? What if I accidentally click illegitimately?

Now I'm scared.
Posted by Aurora Erratic http://www.finemesspottery.com on March 1, 2012 at 11:37 AM
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn 2
Or you could stop and ask yourself "How does Google know what I just clicked on? Do I want Google to know what links I click? And what could I do about that?"
Posted by Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn http://youtu.be/zu-akdyxpUc on March 1, 2012 at 11:42 AM
3
@1 - Are you married to your clicks' father?
Posted by mtfbwy on March 1, 2012 at 12:08 PM
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@2 - If you don't want Google to know what you're doing on Google, don't use Google.
Posted by Mike in Olympia on March 1, 2012 at 12:11 PM
Charles Maguro 5
spreadingsantorum.com is now back and appearing at #3 for me; the spreadingsantorum blog is at #2.

Somebody is doing something right....
Posted by Charles Maguro on March 1, 2012 at 12:16 PM
6
Clickin the links don't do shit, Dan, unless they're links on a google search results page. So one way to help is to google santorum, see the site in the number four spot, and click it.
Posted by beef rallard on March 1, 2012 at 12:18 PM
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Also, as someone else pointed out, get rid of the "click to continue" landing page on www.spreadingsantorum.com.
Posted by beef rallard on March 1, 2012 at 12:20 PM
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn 8
@4

Sort of like abstinence because you're too dumb to figure out a condom, I guess.
Posted by Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn http://youtu.be/zu-akdyxpUc on March 1, 2012 at 12:24 PM
monkey 9
I kind of like it at #2
Posted by monkey on March 1, 2012 at 12:27 PM
despicable me 10
Now my finger hurts and my mouse is groaning.

You're still #1, Dano!
Posted by despicable me on March 1, 2012 at 12:31 PM
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Still no link at all to the landing page on Google for me. Just to the blog, and that's way down the list if at all.

Clicking on that doesn't do any good, does it? The content on that site may be friendly, but it doesn't support the definition, which is just a tiny sidebar.

People getting better results must be signed into Google? Or their cookies are enabled? Explain.

Posted by GasparFagel on March 1, 2012 at 12:50 PM
12
I'm getting it 4th on the page and then when clicking the link it takes me to an archive from 2004???
Posted by calissetabernac on March 1, 2012 at 1:02 PM
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The title of the landing page ought to read "Definition of Santorum" instead of plain old "Santorum" (that is, the title one sees at the top of the browser) because that is the second most important key word area after the domain name. A lot of people are probably searching for "definition of santorum" these days because they've heard it means something too awful to say on TV. So when that title comes up in a search, people will be more likely to click on it, thus signalling its relevance and boosting its rank.
Posted by KCFrance on March 1, 2012 at 1:07 PM
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Clicking accomplishes little or nothing - even on google search pages (see http://searchengineland.com/36-seo-myths…). What you want to do is put the link to www.spreadingsantorum.com on a webpage with use appropriate anchor text (e.g. Rick Santorum). Forum comments, etc. generally don't count - those links often have "no follow" commands.
Posted by checkavailability on March 1, 2012 at 1:34 PM
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And according to Danny Sullivan's updates on this, it has more to do with Google's SafeSearch algorithm - http://searchengineland.com/santorum-no-….

More links isn't going to fix that.
Posted by checkavailability on March 1, 2012 at 1:36 PM
gttim 16
You should do an update to the site\landing page. Recently updated sites supposedly rank higher. Also, maybe put a little more content on the first page. Call your web guy!
Posted by gttim on March 1, 2012 at 1:37 PM
brandon 17
Looks like SpreadingSantorum.com is already back to number 1. The only thing before it is a couple video clips and the primary results. It's the first actual web site result.
Posted by brandon on March 1, 2012 at 1:55 PM
18
Clearly we have some different theories about the why's and how's, but I still wrote a post about it with some links and a definition, so who knows!

(http://beingbostonian.wordpress.com/2012…)
Posted by YoSoyComoSoy on March 1, 2012 at 2:00 PM
19
ZZZZZZZ
Isn't this a bit old after all these years?
Posted by crone on March 1, 2012 at 4:36 PM
Posted by judybrowni on March 1, 2012 at 6:42 PM
21
Why not have the brown splatter & definition as a header to the blog?
Posted by phgf on March 1, 2012 at 8:47 PM
Curmudgeon 22
There are some simple markup changes that might help with rank.

I'd put the title into text. The "Spreading Santorum" image at the top of the page isn't machine readable. Google Pagerank should score it higher if it's H1 text. I'd also move the definition from the sidebar to the page header and tag it H2.

like this...

http://pastebin.com/xRkFmBUM

Posted by Curmudgeon on March 1, 2012 at 11:04 PM
Curmudgeon 23
@21 is on the money with merging the splash page and blog. That redirect is gonna hammer PageRank.
Posted by Curmudgeon on March 1, 2012 at 11:12 PM
24
It looks like the spreadingsantorum blog is up to 4th place.
Posted by SeattleKim on March 2, 2012 at 9:14 AM
25
Not to gross anyone out, but I happen to have a pair of santorum-stained briefs (very expensive and recently ruined) that I would be willing to auction off "for the cause." Anyone know of any freaks who get into that sort of thing?

Posted by cxg on March 2, 2012 at 12:18 PM
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I think we did it. The blog site is now number one on the Google search.
Posted by SeattleKim on March 3, 2012 at 9:57 AM

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