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Thursday, March 1, 2012

2012 Andrew Breitbart's Final Message to His People on Earth

Posted by Paul Constant on Thu, Mar 1, 2012 at 11:14 AM

The passing of Andrew Breitbart means so much to so many. Breitbart himself taught me to respect the dead, and so I'm going to let the man speak for himself. Here is his final message to Occupiers outside CPAC. It stands as his final major public address, and I think that future generations will regard it as Breitbart's Sermon on the Mount:

For those with no access to video, here is a transcript:

Behave yourself! Behave yourself! Behave yourself! Behave yourself! Behave yourself! Behave yourself! Behave yourself! Behave yourself! Behave yourself! You are freaks and animals! You're freaks and animals! Behave yourself! Behave yourself! Behave yourself! Behave yourself! Behave yourself! Behave yourself! Behave yourself! Behave yourself! Behave yourself! Behave yourself! Behave yourself! Behave yourself! Behave yourself! Behave yourself! Learn to behave yourself! Stop raping people! Stop raping people! Stop raping people! Stop raping people! Stop raping the people! You freaks! You filthy freaks! You filthy filthy filthy raping murdering freaks!

This is Andrew Breitbart's legacy.

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Such eloquence!

Posted by sirkowski

on March 1, 2012 at 11:21 AM

Wow, that was a whole lot of hate and anger.

Posted by Frank Rizzo on March 1, 2012 at 11:24 AM

Cokehead much?

Posted by Explorer on March 1, 2012 at 11:27 AM

I thought his final message was explaining why he called someone a putz. Was that filmed after his Twitter session?

Posted by Keister Button on March 1, 2012 at 11:36 AM

Such an utter lack of self-realization and irony from this little man, telling ANYONE to "behave" themselves as he lies, exaggerates and generally does everything in his power to bring the level of discourse in this country even lower.

But RIP anyway, because basic human dignity demands a respectful acknowledgement of his departure. Not that anyone else could expect the same from him while he was alive.

Posted by schmacky on March 1, 2012 at 11:40 AM

I prefer to remember how vicious and vile he was about Ted Kennedy, on the day of the Senator's death. Since Breitbart demonstrated that respect for the dead was not a custom he observed, I feel perfectly free to say he was an evil, lying sack of shit and the world is better off without him.

Posted by Aurora Erratic

on March 1, 2012 at 11:40 AM

I think it's atherosclerosis where the blood to the brain is slowly closed down by blocked arteries. It slowly turns a person into a babbling idiot then kills them. It looks very much like what we see here.

Posted by Vince on March 1, 2012 at 11:43 AM

Stress related heart disease, ya think?

Posted by Cracker Jack on March 1, 2012 at 11:46 AM

I wish this was his legacy - an angry clown,giving a voice to some teabaggers. But unfortunately, the man did a lot of damage. He published James O'Keefe's half-truths and lies, and that destroyed ACORN, a group that advocated for affordable housing, health care and voter registration. That's his real legacy.

Posted by Lark Hawk on March 1, 2012 at 11:48 AM

@7, I was wondering about that. Just as I have wondered about Michael Vicks -- what if it's BRAIN DAMAGE that makes people like this? If it's an illness, shouldn't we be sorry, and looking for treatment?

On the other hand, fuck him. David Frum:

When one of the leading media figures of the day achieves his success by his giddy disdain for truth and fairness—when one of our leading political figures offers to his admirers a politics inflamed by rage and devoid of ideas—how to withhold a profoundly negative judgment on his life and career? Especially when that career was so representative of his times?

Posted by Fnarf

on March 1, 2012 at 11:49 AM

i love death.

Posted by Adrian Ryan on March 1, 2012 at 11:52 AM

That man had some serious rage issues. I wonder if exploding fat head is considered dying of "natural causes".

Posted by Rob in Baltimore

on March 1, 2012 at 11:55 AM

Shakespeare...you have been replaced as the measure of all English prose.

The hope and joy that quote of Andrew's leaves me I simply can't find words...just can't find words.

Posted by Cato the Younger Younger on March 1, 2012 at 11:57 AM

It is said that "any man's death diminishes me, for I am involved in mankind", yet I don't recall ever feeling less diminished than I do right now.

Posted by Pol Pot

on March 1, 2012 at 12:20 PM

everyone in occupy rapes people?

Posted by Max Solomon on March 1, 2012 at 12:40 PM

Wait...Orson Bean is Breitbart's father-in-law??

Posted by levide on March 1, 2012 at 12:46 PM

For some reason, I keep picturing this going on until his skull does a Mars Attacks number (when the Martians hear Slim Whitman).

(In other news, who knew Slim Whitman was still alive?)

Posted by Geni on March 1, 2012 at 1:01 PM

I sincerely hope the location of his eventual gravesite is made public so I can go piss on it.

Posted by OuterCow on March 1, 2012 at 1:12 PM

@18, if you don't mind standing in line for hours and hours, honey.

Posted by scary tyler moore

on March 1, 2012 at 1:19 PM

@19,

That'll give him time to save up a lot of piss.

Posted by keshmeshi on March 1, 2012 at 1:29 PM

Does the Phelps clan do funeral requests? 'Cause.....

Posted by Cracker Jack on March 1, 2012 at 1:57 PM

I'm still willing to believe he was a punch-clock shill for the right, and a perfectly loving father and husband at home- but footage like that certainly doesn't help...

@21 Please send your choice of arrangements, ignorant signage, and hors d'oeuvres, along with a $200 non-refundable booking deposit to: godhatesfags@hotmail.com.

Posted by Xenos on March 1, 2012 at 2:35 PM