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Tuesday, February 28, 2012

And Now for Some More Juvenile Coverage of Santorum: The Infographic Conspiracy Continues

Posted by on Tue, Feb 28, 2012 at 6:00 PM

Remember last time, wherever that was, when Fox News showed precincts in Santorum's column in shit brown? What an accident! Right? No one in the infographics department at Fox News would make it out of that one alive, right? That person was fired... right? Uh, well, uh, actually, no—the Fox News infographic-makers are sticking to shit brown.

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  • www.foxnews.com

And what color did, say, left-leaning New York Times choose for tonight's results? Blue? Green? Orange? Or brownish-red?

Well, let's see, Romney got blue and Paul got green and Gingrich got orange and... Uh...

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  • www.nytimes.com

Sorry for all the images of Santorum spreading across America! And for this really juvenile post! I blame the infographics-makers!

 

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Fnarf 1
This could all be avoided by using colored lube.
Posted by Fnarf http://www.facebook.com/fnarf on February 28, 2012 at 6:18 PM
2
As much as we can rightfully criticize Fox News, you do have to admit they have a little bit of a sense of humor.
Posted by WestSeven on February 28, 2012 at 6:41 PM
3
Why is brown so hard to get down?
Posted by demoman925 on February 28, 2012 at 6:54 PM
blip 4
The entire U.P. is going to be brown once all the votes are counted.
Posted by blip on February 28, 2012 at 6:58 PM
5
It's too bad I didn't think of this line earlier in this campaign, but, ahem, here goes:

"Immature Santorum jokes make the baby Beavis snicker."

Um, I guess it was funnier the other day. Maybe.
Posted by LMcGuff http://holyoutlaw.livejournal.com/ on February 28, 2012 at 10:22 PM
seandr 6
This is far and away my favorite result of this whole "frothy mix" thing.
Posted by seandr on February 28, 2012 at 11:40 PM

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