Slog tipper Joey notified us that Lunchbox Laboratory has a couple of new cocktails:

The Dan Savage: Watermelon Jolly Rancher–infused vodka, Malibu passionfruit, fresh lemonade, and soda served in our signature beaker

Shot of Rick Santorum: Watermelon Jolly Rancher–infused vodka, sour, shaken up with a drop of cream

Subsequently overheard in the office:

"Why isn't the Santorum a frothy chocolate drink? This is more like a Bloody Santorum."

"GAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!"

I think this last person speaks for all of us.