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Wednesday, February 22, 2012

Politics / Homo / Religion Have You Gayed Your Dead Mormon Today?

Posted by Anthony Hecht on Wed, Feb 22, 2012 at 12:23 PM

We've made it easy! AllDeadMormonsAreNowGay.com.

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I've converted one Margaret Davis, whoever she was, and then Richard Rogers for good measure.

Posted by gloomy gus on February 22, 2012 at 12:31 PM

Thanks for the giggle!

Posted by DevoutAtheist on February 22, 2012 at 12:35 PM

I did one! It was fun! I think I'm going to go back and do another one! Yay! Thanks!

Posted by this guy I know in Spokane on February 22, 2012 at 12:41 PM

This is so fucking awesome.

Posted by beef rallard on February 22, 2012 at 12:45 PM

Amy Perry - Welcome to homosexuality!

Posted by charity on February 22, 2012 at 12:49 PM

With my assistance, Michael Cox and Dorothy Long are now posthumously gay. Now everybody can enjoy Long, Cox in Gay Heaven.

Posted by Zebes

on February 22, 2012 at 12:49 PM

Too much awesome. WAY too much awesome.

Posted by Baby Blue on February 22, 2012 at 12:59 PM

Wait, is there a list of gayed dead Mormons anywhere? I want to know who's now gay.

I just gayed George W. Romney, but just in case, I also gayed George Wilcken Romney.

Posted by seatackled on February 22, 2012 at 1:01 PM

Wikipedia: The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints performs vicarious baptisms for individuals regardless of their race, sex, creed, or morality. It has baptized both victims and perpetrators of the Holocaust, including Anne Frank and Adolf Hitler.

So Hitler was a Mormon.

Posted by seatackled on February 22, 2012 at 1:02 PM

I went after the big gun. Brigham Young, welcome to the world of homosexuality.

Posted by StellaLuna on February 22, 2012 at 1:05 PM

I got Maria Thomas and Brenda Bryant. I'm sure they'll make a lovely couple on whatever plane (or planet) they are on now. Awesome.

Posted by Jersey on February 22, 2012 at 1:07 PM

Joseph Smith, gay gay gay now!

Posted by Jersey on February 22, 2012 at 1:08 PM

@9:

... and now he's gay!

You're welcome.

Posted by An indelicate gesture on February 22, 2012 at 1:14 PM

Mitt Powell, Eric Jackson and Dorothy Hernandez are now sodomites, too.

Posted by Jersey on February 22, 2012 at 1:26 PM

I converted Joshua Ward and Gregory Ross. I'm sure they'll make a lovely couple.

Posted by Clayton on February 22, 2012 at 1:27 PM

There needs to be a list of everyone who has been converted so far. Oh, and I converted Hugh Nibley, woohoo!

Posted by camhead on February 22, 2012 at 1:30 PM

Arthur Bailey can now eternally suck it.

Posted by heywhatsit!? on February 22, 2012 at 1:33 PM

Good show, @10 and @12. Way to think big. @6: I have posthumously gayed up Frances Cox. I like to think she was Michael's wife. It's good that they can take their love in different directions in the afterlife.

Posted by Paul Constant

on February 22, 2012 at 1:42 PM

Mitt Romney, I know you're not dead but you are so very gay now.

Posted by Cato the Younger Younger on February 22, 2012 at 1:45 PM

"Your Mormon is: Richard Perry"

I prefer to think I just preemptively gayed the Texan Governor, for when he dies.

Posted by Knat on February 22, 2012 at 2:09 PM

@17 - I converted Shirley Bailey. So now the Baileys are in a big ol' gay marriage in the sky!

Posted by Rubykelp on February 22, 2012 at 2:19 PM

The genealogical index gave me Arthur Russell. I think I may have re-gayed a posthumously-converted-to-Mormonism gay.

Posted by Camembert on February 22, 2012 at 2:29 PM

I think we all converted Mitt's dad many times over.

Posted by RDM on February 22, 2012 at 2:33 PM

I kinda want to convert my still-living high school ex-boyfriend who found Joseph Smith in a big way after graduation and is now a fan of both Arrested Development and Glenn Beck on Facebook.

Posted by Jessica on February 22, 2012 at 3:06 PM

@13

He always was.......

Posted by now you know on February 22, 2012 at 3:30 PM

this is really cute.

really.

and clever.

sadly; there is a real AIDS awareness website in Salt Lake City:

AllGayMormonsAreNow(OrSoonWillBe)Dead.com.

Posted by sometimes The Truth wipes that shiteating grin off your face on February 22, 2012 at 3:34 PM

This, a cocktail and the bowl I just smoked made my really shitty day way better.

Richard Ivars I didn’t know you but I’m fairly sure you were just a waiting to go gay. Welcome to the club, I hope your planet has a poppers factory.

Posted by Chef Thunder on February 22, 2012 at 8:06 PM

25) Hitler persecuted gay people. Homosexuals were locked up, and gassed just like the Jews.

Posted by Rob in Baltimore

on February 23, 2012 at 7:37 AM

28

What?!

A self loathing homosexual?!

ALERT THE PRESS!!!

Posted by you precious naive boy..... on February 23, 2012 at 7:51 AM

29, So, if a person acts like they hate gays, that means that person actually is gay?

Posted by Rob in Baltimore

on February 23, 2012 at 8:01 AM

30

OK.

who let ELIZA register?

Posted by nu979gy on February 23, 2012 at 3:18 PM

31, funny how you're out of answers...you say that since Hitler hated gays, he must have been gay, yet you hate gays.

Posted by Rob in Baltimore

on February 23, 2012 at 6:58 PM

I pre-emptively gayed a non-baptized mormon.
http://exiledonline.com/the-exileds-free…

Posted by Aud1o Blood on February 23, 2012 at 8:33 PM

I just gayed Glen. Beck and Donnie Osmond. I know they are still alive, but why wait till the last minute?

Posted by Clayton on February 23, 2012 at 9:13 PM

Gregory Roberts, your everlasting soul now has Teh Ghey. Congrats!

Posted by wilbur@work on February 23, 2012 at 9:39 PM

32

Answers to what?

Try to keep up Bob.

We pointed out that Hitler was a homosexual.

You said he was mean to other homosexuals.

We hate no one.

Are you still with us?.....

Posted by Bob- are you in the 39%? on February 23, 2012 at 10:29 PM

36, There's absolutely no evidence that Hitler was gay. You claim that he acted like he hated gays, so he must have been gay. You hate gays, so following your logic, you must be gay.

Posted by Rob in Baltimore

on February 24, 2012 at 8:56 AM

I gayed two of my own direct (is there any other kind?) ancestors!

Posted by LiveAndLet on February 24, 2012 at 5:26 PM