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News & ArtsTuesday, February 21, 2012
Political Suicide Today's Immature Santorum Headline Joke
Posted by Chicago Fan on Tue, Feb 21, 2012 at 9:07 AM
After the fold, we get to watch Republican douchebag bloggers attack each other like crazed weasels in a cage. Do not go below the fold if you don't like sophomoric jokes. You know who you are.
Jennifer Rubin Turns On Santorum
Since this cannot refer to the devout Catholic Rick being sexually aroused by the devout hack Rubin, it must be instead an image of Rubin rotating face-first like a break dancer on a slick of santorum on a linoleum or hardwood floor. Right?
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"give us equal rights or else we'll be petulant children" -- john stewart on "jokes" like this one last week
he called out savage's stupidity directly.
proud day for the stranger i'm sure.
he called out savage's stupidity directly.
proud day for the stranger i'm sure.
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I didn't get that kind of imagery Chicago Fan; as I in general don't entertain such depraved musings that injure my sensibilities. But you can indulge in this tired old joke if you want. I don't mind. I really don't!
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It sure didn't take the "sophomoric humor challenged" individuals long to chime in. And you even put in a very tasteful disclaimer this time. I'm grateful, Chicago Fan. I got to start my morning with a giggle. Thanks for that.
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@2 Stewart said he won't make santorum jokes for decorum's sake but has repeatedly "faltered" on the show by showing situations in which the comparison is inevitable for humor's sake. It's a joke.
"give us equal rights or else we'll be petulant children" - That line was specifically directed to glitter bombers, something of which Dan has personal experience and he's railed against glitter bombings as stupid on Slog. So Savage and Stewart are in agreement.
"give us equal rights or else we'll be petulant children" - That line was specifically directed to glitter bombers, something of which Dan has personal experience and he's railed against glitter bombings as stupid on Slog. So Savage and Stewart are in agreement.
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Stewart has directed his audience to Google Santorum too many times to be taken as a critic of Dan's readers' neologism. Heh. that word rhymes with "jism." Cue Beavis and Butthead snickering clip.
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2, That Daily Show bit seems to have gone over your head. Maybe you should grow up to a point that you actually understand what has been said?
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this is kind of a stretch. not every headline about Santorum can automatically be turned into a dirty joke. sheesh.
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