After the fold, we get to watch Republican douchebag bloggers attack each other like crazed weasels in a cage. Do not go below the fold if you don't like sophomoric jokes. You know who you are.

Jennifer Rubin Turns On Santorum

Since this cannot refer to the devout Catholic Rick being sexually aroused by the devout hack Rubin, it must be instead an image of Rubin rotating face-first like a break dancer on a slick of santorum on a linoleum or hardwood floor. Right?