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Thursday, February 2, 2012

Homo / Sports For the First Time Ever, The World's Gayest Super Bowl Party Will Involve Actual Watching of the Actual Super Bowl

Posted by David Schmader on Thu, Feb 2, 2012 at 12:01 PM

Red velvet armadillo cake, made by Jake Nelson, in honor of Steel Magnolias

Red velvet armadillo cake, made by Jake Nelson, in honor of Steel Magnolias

I've written previously about Seattle's Gayest Super Bowl Party, in which a bunch of homosexuals gather in a West Seattle apartment to ignore the Super Bowl by immersing themselves in various faggy delights. (The most recent one I attended involved drunken screenings of Steel Magnolias and Beaches, with thematically appropriate food and drink.)

But this year, Super Bowl organizers decided they didn't want to be ignored by the campy gays, so they did the one thing that would guarantee maximum campy gay eyes pointed at their football game: PUT A MADONNA CONCERT IN THE MIDDLE OF IT.

Well-played, Super Bowl planners.

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Boring. Anything else going on that day?

Posted by MacCrocodile on February 2, 2012 at 12:10 PM

I dunno I watched the Seahawks / Stealers Superbowl at Changes in Wallingford and that was pretty gay.

Posted by Tiffany

on February 2, 2012 at 12:33 PM

On the other hand, since everyone's already seen all the allegedly fantastic ads on the internet, why watch? Madge does nothing for me.

Posted by Fnarf

on February 2, 2012 at 12:34 PM

Perfectly good excuse to go to a bathhouse

Posted by bucket on February 2, 2012 at 12:43 PM

I don't understand why gay guys aren't into football. Tightest uniforms around, and except for the linemen, pretty much all of them are hot. Come to think of it, the linemen probably apeal to the bear-lovers out there, so really something for everyone.

Posted by ohthetrees on February 2, 2012 at 1:05 PM

Red velvet cake is a fraud. Armadillos carry leprosy. Football is psychotic. Wow, I'm really in a mood.

Posted by Mr. J on February 2, 2012 at 1:11 PM

@ 5, the gayest person I know is a big Seahawks fan.

Posted by Matt from Denver on February 2, 2012 at 1:13 PM

@5 How can you tell if they're hot when they're covered with helmets and padding? Also, football is boring.

Posted by blip on February 2, 2012 at 1:15 PM

WatchIng it with the sound off doesn't count.

Their faces are higher up ...

Posted by Will in Seattle

on February 2, 2012 at 1:19 PM

The Gayest Superbowl Party would have been a skybox at a 49ers vs. Ravens game.

So, rock on!

Posted by Supreme Ruler Of The Universe

on February 2, 2012 at 1:21 PM

@8 - This. Exactly this.

Posted by MacCrocodile on February 2, 2012 at 2:58 PM

Every Giants game is a gay party in my opinion. Sunday brunch with Eli. Eggs Benny. Mimosas. And a cute New Orleans boy. I know. I should be ashamed of myself.

Posted by Bauhaus I on February 2, 2012 at 3:46 PM