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Thursday, February 2, 2012

Chow / Celeb / Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Black Velvet: David Lynch Brand Coffee

Posted by Bethany Jean Clement on Thu, Feb 2, 2012 at 1:45 PM

It's not called Black Velvet (booooo!), but this seems to be real:

Coffee's never been scarier (you can use that, David Lynch! And "Black Velvet"!). He's got light (not blonde), medium, and dark roast.

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Black Velvet? You mean like that whiskey with the blonde woman in the black dress?

Posted by seatackled on February 2, 2012 at 2:01 PM

That's about a million times better than his barbie coffee commercial.

Posted by sikandro on February 2, 2012 at 2:08 PM

I've heard it sucks.

Posted by keshmeshi on February 2, 2012 at 2:14 PM

I heard it was pretty good, but Melena Ryzik accused it of not being flavor-driven enough and relying too heavily on unreliable narration.

Posted by Dougsf on February 2, 2012 at 2:31 PM

Hasn't this coffee been around for awhile? I think you could have even bought some directly from the man when he was at Scarecrow video in January 2007.

Posted by stinkbug on February 2, 2012 at 2:40 PM

"Great coffee. And HOT!"

Posted by Pope Buck I on February 2, 2012 at 2:56 PM

@2 - I loved that commercial! I was sad to see it crushed by the copyright lunatics at Mattel. The Espresso Roast is better than the House Blend, but honestly both were a little disappointing given the source.

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