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News & ArtsThursday, February 2, 2012
Comedy / TV Are Your Pants Too Dry?
Posted by David Schmader on Thu, Feb 2, 2012 at 10:58 AM
Then I suggest reading this week's I Love Television by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey:
Though one might think my sole talent is monkey and poop jokes, I'll have you know I'm actually extremely talented in one other area: ACTING!! Before I became America's most unbeloved TV columnist, I was a practitioner of the THE-UH-TAH. (That's "theater" for those who don't speak "annoying.") What roles did I play? WELL! Ever heard of a little play called Hamlet? Me neither. Sounds dumb and boring. HOWEVER! I have auditioned for many of the great community THE-UH-TAHS and once came very close to scoring the role of Eva Perón in the Dubuque Little Theater production of Evita. Ahhh... I remember the audition like it was yesterday... (INSERT WAVY "DREAM" LINES HERE).
Follow the wavy dream lines here.
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