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News & ArtsWednesday, February 1, 2012
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it severely bothers me that there is a chance a candidate who is really not liked by anyone at all may become the next president simply because they aren't Obama. You can hear the desperation in these sad myopic xenophobes' voices: "The most important thing is to defeat Obama." Even if they have to elect Howdy Doody, a marionette who can only make bad cowboy jokes and introduce cartoons, to be the next president of the United States, who cares? at least HE'S NOT OBAMA.
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If you're not familiar with the Bad Lip Reading series, the English captions are accurate (though of course the audio transcription isn't).
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Is it just me or does Santorum's usual expression in this video shot appear very similar to Will Ferrell's "dumb" look that he wears when he's playing a particularly thick-headed morons?
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That was even better than the Bad Lip Reading Gingrich (and the Gingrich one was pretty damned awesome).
@9 Thank you! I'd never noticed it before, but Rick has a definite resemblance (especially around the eyes) to the late great Man On the Moon. The hair is pretty similar too, though Andy's was thinner on top.
@9 Thank you! I'd never noticed it before, but Rick has a definite resemblance (especially around the eyes) to the late great Man On the Moon. The hair is pretty similar too, though Andy's was thinner on top.
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That's effin brilliant. Much in the same spirit, and even funnier (though it's not political satire at all), if you haven't seen it, is the "benny lava" video:
http://youtu.be/sdyC1BrQd6g
On a tangential note, God I'm glad it's becoming clear ol' Rick doesn't have a chance in hell of getting the nomination. Anyone want to place bets on which day he withdraws?
http://youtu.be/sdyC1BrQd6g
On a tangential note, God I'm glad it's becoming clear ol' Rick doesn't have a chance in hell of getting the nomination. Anyone want to place bets on which day he withdraws?
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Poor Danny is having Santorum Withdrawals.
The Slog will need to be supportive for the next little bit-
As Romney wraps up the nomination over the next few months Santorum will fade from the news and Danny will need silly little made up excuses like this to wank off to.
It will be a rough patch for Our Little Danny, for sure.....
But, don't despair.
Before too long Rick will be on the ticket and for the next 8 years Danny will be in Wanktopia.
His hands will look like baseball mitts from the callouses.....
Everyone repeat after Danny*:
"(We're) Up For Whipping Up Some Santorum IN Santorum!"**
.
* Yes, FanBoys; your memory is accurate.
This was the LAST time Our Little Danny appeared on TV......
little wonder-
And yes, this is the same interview appearance in which Danny said he wished all Republicans were "fucking dead"....
along with: "Let's bone that Santorum!"
and "I sometimes think about fucking the shit out of Rick Santorum" (Danny, don't you know if their is shit you're not doing it right....)
Yeah, our Poor Little Danny won't be getting any more invites from Joy Behar but luckily the memory will live on on Youtube.
** The actual quotation is "Ahblaablaabla I'm up for whipping up some santorum IN Santorum...." Our Poor Little Danny was almost unable to get the words out he was so excited thinking about rick. And, yes, two 'ups' so close together is rhetorically awkward but cut Our Little Danny some slack, he was doing good just to blurt it out without wetting the front of his pants....
The Slog will need to be supportive for the next little bit-
As Romney wraps up the nomination over the next few months Santorum will fade from the news and Danny will need silly little made up excuses like this to wank off to.
It will be a rough patch for Our Little Danny, for sure.....
But, don't despair.
Before too long Rick will be on the ticket and for the next 8 years Danny will be in Wanktopia.
His hands will look like baseball mitts from the callouses.....
Everyone repeat after Danny*:
"(We're) Up For Whipping Up Some Santorum IN Santorum!"**
.
* Yes, FanBoys; your memory is accurate.
This was the LAST time Our Little Danny appeared on TV......
little wonder-
And yes, this is the same interview appearance in which Danny said he wished all Republicans were "fucking dead"....
along with: "Let's bone that Santorum!"
and "I sometimes think about fucking the shit out of Rick Santorum" (Danny, don't you know if their is shit you're not doing it right....)
Yeah, our Poor Little Danny won't be getting any more invites from Joy Behar but luckily the memory will live on on Youtube.
** The actual quotation is "Ahblaablaabla I'm up for whipping up some santorum IN Santorum...." Our Poor Little Danny was almost unable to get the words out he was so excited thinking about rick. And, yes, two 'ups' so close together is rhetorically awkward but cut Our Little Danny some slack, he was doing good just to blurt it out without wetting the front of his pants....
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FINALLY! The first clip of Santorum I can listen to! Pity this isn't what normally squirts out his mouth.
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@16 Have you tried the captions? If you start the video and hover over the 'cc' on the bottom bar it will say 'turn on captions'. If you click it, the captions added by the people that did the video will start running. (They're not the same as Google's audio transcription, which is of course still less than perfect)
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Hey, Dan, take another bow. Santorum's "Google problem" skews a survey:
http://andrewsullivan.thedailybeast.com/…
http://andrewsullivan.thedailybeast.com/…
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