This month we're doing a theater theme, with special guests David Schmader and Sarah Rudinoff. As always, they will just sit there and read whatever they like, silently, to themselves, just like you, while Kyle O'Quin plays classical music on the piano.

Schmader is The Stranger's longtime Last Days columnist and a theater-maker whose new show, A Short-Term Solution to a Long-Term Problem, closes this weekend at Richard Hugo House (click here to get tickets). Rudinoff is a Genius Award-winning actress currently in rehearsals for a new thriller written by Keri Healey called Torso, which runs March 9-March 31 at Theatre Off Jackson.

The silent-reading party happens in the Fireside Room at the Sorrento Hotel, it starts at 6 pm, it's all ages, it's free, and the drink special is a $5 Manhattan. More on how weirdly fun it is right here.