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Monday, January 30, 2012

Virginia State Senator Janet Howell is an American Hero

Posted by on Mon, Jan 30, 2012 at 5:18 PM

I'm in love with this woman:

Irked by abortion bill, Va. senator adds rectal exams for men

The state Senate this afternoon gave preliminary approval for legislation that would require pregnant women to undergo ultrasound imaging before an abortion, but not before rejecting a Democratic senator’s attempt to add what she described as “ a little gender equity” to the bill. Democrat Janet Howell of Fairfax County proposed requiring men to undergo a rectal exam and a cardiac stress test before getting prescriptions for erectile dysfunction drugs such as Viagra. “This is a matter of basic fairness,” Howell said.... “It’s requiring [women] to have unnecessary medical procedures, it’s adding to the cost and it’s opening them up for emotional blackmail,” she said on the Senate floor today. “And I was upset because it’s disrespectful of doctors. It’s forcing them to perform procedures they don’t think is necessary.”

She said she was watching television in her hotel room that evening and saw an ad for an erectile dysfunction drug that included a recitation of “all the serious things that could happen to a man who was going to take this medication.... So, I said, it’s only fair, that if we’re going to subject women to unnecessary procedures, and we’re going to subject doctors to having to do things that they don’t think is medically advisory, well, Mr. President, I think we should just have a little gender equity here,” Howell said, explaining her amendment.

Send her an email, tell her she's awesome: SenHowell@gmail.com. (And, no, I haven't looked into her positions on other issues because, at least for right now, I don't want to know.)

 

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Posted by venomlash on January 30, 2012 at 5:33 PM
RatGirl 2
Check this link out, from the Washington Blade:

http://www.washingtonblade.com/2011/10/1…

Posted by RatGirl on January 30, 2012 at 5:37 PM
Dougsf 3
...And if you have an erection for more than 4 hours, call your congressperson.

I don't generally high-5, but I would high-5 Senator Howell.
Posted by Dougsf on January 30, 2012 at 5:38 PM
4
Am I the only one that thinks that getting fingered is a bonus?

This plan will backfire. Too many closeted homos in that State for this to work...
Posted by scratchmaster joe on January 30, 2012 at 6:14 PM
Looking For a Better Read 5
@4

I've been reading Savage Love long enough to know that you don't have to be gay to enjoy a little digital stimulation.
Posted by Looking For a Better Read on January 30, 2012 at 6:26 PM
6
it is important to hide from women the truth
about their babies,
otherwise they may be reluctant to slaughter them.

a high baby slaughter rate
is one of the components of a skip-along to Gommorah,
after all.....
Posted by RedRum on January 30, 2012 at 6:35 PM
long-time reader 7
Slaughter is what you do to an animal you're about to eat. You like to eat fetuses, RedRum? I guess it might bear a passing resemblance to veal...
Posted by long-time reader on January 30, 2012 at 7:09 PM
COMTE 8
Actually, more of a cross between veal and shrimp @7.

Or, um, so I've been told...
Posted by COMTE http://www.chriscomte.com on January 30, 2012 at 7:31 PM
9
I sent her an email, and got this response:

"Thanks, Jaye! I was frankly fed up and wanted to use ridicule to express it."

which is just about perfect.
Posted by Jaye on January 30, 2012 at 7:37 PM
reverend dr dj riz 10
@8..no..no it's much more like chicken..young chicken..like cornish game hens.. but yeah..they're like chicken.
Posted by reverend dr dj riz on January 30, 2012 at 7:39 PM
11
@10 Wouldn't it be more like balut? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Balut_%28eg…
Posted by Kaliann on January 30, 2012 at 7:49 PM
12
wahaha.
the slaughter of 935,000 babies a year is very funny, pilgrim...
Posted by the 19% should abort early and often on January 30, 2012 at 8:07 PM
13
Yipee! I love hearing a good story out of Virginia every once in a while. Although I'm not in her district I live close by. The state as a whole is still very backwards but here in Northern Virginia we tend to be a bit more open minded. I checked her website, and I promise you Dan she is on record as pretty liberal on many issues. She even has a whole page describing her stands on many LGTB issues. http://www.janethowell.com/
Posted by tofudog on January 30, 2012 at 8:08 PM
14
Danny,
like most infertile people,
is very sensitive about abortion.

He and Terry have tried for years to get pregnant.

Alas. Every day or so he has a tragic smelly brown miscarriage.

(sometimes green.)

The 'baby' looks just like Danny. every time.

He weeps bitterly.

Terry covers his face.

It would break your heart.....

he and Terry finally adopted.....
Posted by Damn! the agony of infertility and painful gas on January 30, 2012 at 8:38 PM
Urgutha Forka 15
That reminds me of something Golda Meir did. When there was an epidemic of rapes in Israel, someone in the cabinet suggested that women be put under curfew until the rapist(s) were caught. Meir said "Men are committing the rapes, let them be put under curfew!"

Fucking brilliant!
Posted by Urgutha Forka on January 30, 2012 at 8:39 PM
Jubilation T. Cornball 16
I sent her a nice note. Thanks for the heads up.
Posted by Jubilation T. Cornball on January 30, 2012 at 8:50 PM
seandr 17
Unnecessary rectal exams for men? That's brilliant!

Um, wait a minute...
Posted by seandr on January 30, 2012 at 9:00 PM
Eva Hopkins 18
@ 13/tofudog, I live in Howell's district, just 20 min outside DC. Yay, another NoVA Slogger. I am not alone. ;)

Though I moved from a fairly liberal town in upstate NY to be here - & I miss it liek woah - this cheered me up immensely. You bet Senator Howell is getting a <3 note from me.
Posted by Eva Hopkins http://www.lunamusestudios.com on January 30, 2012 at 10:39 PM
19
Sad. Despite it's terrible policy on punctuation, there is a lot that the world can learn from Wikipedia. One rule, "Don't disrupt Wikipedia to prove a point," would apply here.

That being said, in a time of skyrocketing medical costs, imposing medically unnecessary tests on people for political reasons is just stupid. How about some good old fashioned, conservative thrift?
Posted by DRF on January 30, 2012 at 10:57 PM
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15

That reminds me of something somebody didn't do.

A million babies are killed a year because stupid lazy selfish sacks of shit can't manage to quit impregnating and getting pregnant.

"There's a Baybeeee in me and I don't want it there....Kill It!"

A Million Babies!

Somebody didn't say "Why are we killing the babies?
They didn't do anything wrong.
Let's kill the stupid lazy selfish sacks of shit can't manage to quit impregnating and getting pregnant!"

Fucking brilliant!
Posted by The 19% Should Always Choose Abortion on January 31, 2012 at 3:12 AM
21
Yeah, somebody's got to tell those pretty little fools there's a fetus in there. Because the morning sickness, weight gain, cessation of periods, and blue lines on the pregnancy test didn't tip them off. If it weren't for geniuses like you, RedRum, women would just be lying around in lovely little puddles, batting our eyelashes at passers-by in hopes that someone might take us in out of the rain and maybe give us a salad. 
Posted by Prettybetsy on January 31, 2012 at 3:34 AM
venomlash 22
@20: You'll never get anywhere so long as you insist that an embryo is a baby. Science is all fine and dandy, I guess, until it conflicts with your opinions.
Posted by venomlash on January 31, 2012 at 4:50 AM
23
22

Really?

Let's see....

Definition of BABY

1
a (1) : an extremely young child; especially : infant (2) : an extremely young animal
b : the youngest of a group
2
a : one that is like a baby (as in behavior)
b : something that is one's special responsibility, achievement, or interest

OK now......

"extremely young".... well, just a few hours old is certainly "extremely young"....

"the youngest of a group"; the newly conceived are certainly the youngest of the group, for sure.

"something that is one's special responsibility..." All moral people recognize the special responsibility a mother and father have toward their newly conceived offspring.
All moral people. for sure.

Sorry, Junior- 'baby' is a very apt term for the product of conception.
Posted by surely even a boy-titty loving galoot like you can see it on January 31, 2012 at 6:19 AM
Rob in Baltimore 24
23,"...just a few hours old is certainly "extremely young"

I believe the word you're looking for is embryo. An embryo can be frozen and thawed, and still be viable to later be implanted in a uterus. (Many viable frozen embryos are discarded everyday because the parents successfully had the children they wanted, and they no longer want to pay to store the extras.) Try freezing an actual baby.
Posted by Rob in Baltimore http://www.wishbookweb.com/ on January 31, 2012 at 7:01 AM
25
24

Oh Bob-
you faithless pissimistic humanist...
we can't freeze adults and thaw them either; yet.
Who knows what tomorrow brings?
And a few decades ago we could not freeze the newly conceived.
The ability to freeze and thaw is a function of the technology;
not the viability of the living organism.
Posted by we believe the word you're looking for is 'I'm a DumbAss' on January 31, 2012 at 7:11 AM
26
21

When women see their baby in an ultrasound they are less likely to kill it.
There is something about the delicate little fingers and beating heart touches the heart of human mothers.
At least the ones who have a heart.....

And the foundation of the baby genocide business is the lie that the newly conceived are not human life.
It is easier to slaughter what you dehumanize.
Just ask the Nazis.

Pretty little fools?
Hardly.
Try vicious heartless killers......
Posted by Faces distorted by murderous hate are not pretty on January 31, 2012 at 7:16 AM
27
@13, @18, isn't it great when one of our state lawmakers makes us proud? I'm just outside Howell's district too, btw, so who knows how many NoVA Sloggers are in our midst.
Posted by KMS on January 31, 2012 at 7:21 AM
Rob in Baltimore 28
25, Freezing a baby or an adult would cause too much damage to the tissues. It won't happen, but for the sake of argument, say it could. Why don't you rail against in vitro fertilization, and the discarding of excess frozen embryos? Should we ban fertility alternatives? Should we force the woman to carry the dozen or so of embryos to term?
Posted by Rob in Baltimore http://www.wishbookweb.com/ on January 31, 2012 at 7:28 AM
29
Unregistered user de jour that makes all the other unregistered users like me look bad:

Don't you have anything BETTER to do with your time? Like, you know, a JOB or something?

Or is your cock just throbbing for Dan Savage, and you can't concentrate until you get enough jabs in to get yourself off?
Posted by Give.It.A.REST. on January 31, 2012 at 8:53 AM
30
29
your face is what makes you look bad, sport....
Posted by mirror on January 31, 2012 at 9:01 AM
31
Hey, Fifty-Two-Eighty, do you think you can work a little of your troll-magic here, as it's beginning to get out of hand?
Thanks in advance!
Posted by nocutename on January 31, 2012 at 9:17 AM
Fifty-Two-Eighty 32
I don't think so. They won't bother him as long as he stays unregistered. Just turn unregistered comments off like everyone else does.
Posted by Fifty-Two-Eighty http://www.nra.org on January 31, 2012 at 9:38 AM
33
I am INVINCIBLE!!!
Posted by your pal on January 31, 2012 at 10:17 AM
pales 34
Alas, the amendment didn't pass but she's up for re-election and she's an ally. http://www.janethowell.com/content/equal…
Posted by pales on January 31, 2012 at 10:41 AM
35
I'm pro life. Lots of women are. We don't hate ourselves or sex. We dislike prioritizing one's personal desires over all ethical behavior. Personally i am ethically, consistently opposed to many reproductive technologies, including the way that in vitro fertilization actually occurs. I'm not opposed to birth control methods that prevent implantation rather than conception. In a civil society we should be able to at the least discuss the differences politely, without blanket accusations and random shouts of hypocrite! As though hypocrisy were the greatest of all flaws. I'll admit, embryos aren't babies if you'll admit that embryos aren't tumors. Many women believe because they are told so by scientists / doctors that an early gestation embryo is little more than a clump of cells. I am an educated an independent woman. I know I was surprised to see and hear my sons' heartbeats at 8 weeks gestation. Good for this politician for framing this debate openly and it appears civilly. I would hope the commentators could do the same.
Posted by Beezus on January 31, 2012 at 10:44 AM
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@33, except you've already been defeated, of course.

Embryos, babies, sperm cells, what's the difference? You've killed more babies than Hitler ever killed Jews already... Why worry about a few hundred thousand, when your personal slaughter bill runs in the billions by now...?
Posted by ankylosaur on January 31, 2012 at 10:47 AM
venomlash 37
@35: What does heartbeat have to do with anything?
Posted by venomlash on January 31, 2012 at 10:59 AM
very bad homo 38
@35 You're pro life? Then maybe you should get one.
Posted by very bad homo on January 31, 2012 at 11:10 AM
Fifty-Two-Eighty 39
Correctamundo, VL. A half-inch minnow has a heartbeat too. Would you agonize over killing that?
Posted by Fifty-Two-Eighty http://www.nra.org on January 31, 2012 at 11:13 AM
40
GUYS don't feed the troll.

redrum/anon/whateverthefuck is not sincere in his arguments; if he were, he's wouldn't bother trolling online comment boards of liberal sex columnists, he'd be too busy doing something constructive to stop the massacre he allegedly believes is taking place.

Arguing against him is just giving him the intellectual handjob he really wants.
Posted by Vulgar on January 31, 2012 at 11:14 AM
Ophian 41
As a former NoVA resident it is great to see some sanity in VA.
Posted by Ophian on January 31, 2012 at 11:57 AM
42
32

ah come on gramps

if you pucker up and plant a big one on Danny's ass can't you get him to delete the troll's unregistered account?

.

(@31 you are a pathetic worm beneath The Troll's contempt.
What exactly is getting Out of Hand! ?
The Truth?
It's raining all around you and you are salt, melting away....
Don't Fear The Truth.
Don't Delete The Truth, you pathetic pussy.

The Truth will set you Free......
Posted by legion on January 31, 2012 at 12:02 PM
venomlash 43
@42: Ooh, nice delusions of omnipotence!
Posted by venomlash on January 31, 2012 at 4:10 PM
44
@35 Beezus,

I'm pro-life as well, but I'm not anti-choice either. I want all pregnancies to go to term with healthy babies, wanted and loved by their parents. In my perfect world everyone would have access to birth control, and use it flawlessly. But of course, it isn't a perfect world since humans are imperfect beings with imperfect bodies.

I know intimately the awe of hearing a heartbeat at ~8 weeks, from 2 children. I would hope that every parent would know that thrill, but I understand that for other people that isn't the case. Or worse, it is the case but nature creates situations that make birth impossible, like miscarriage.

Sometimes abortion is the least worst option. It isn't something that is wanted, as much as something that is needed.

Peace.
Posted by Married in MA on February 1, 2012 at 7:01 AM
45
Adoption is a much least worst option than murdering your child.
Posted by least worst may not mean what you imagine it does.... on February 1, 2012 at 11:54 AM
46
GET OUTTA MY WAY-

I NEEDZ TO KILLZ MY BAAYYYBEEEE !!!!!
Posted by CĂ­enna Madrid on February 1, 2012 at 11:56 AM
venomlash 47
@45: Aborting an embryo is a much least worse action than murdering a child.
"child" may not mean what you imagine it does....
Posted by venomlash on February 2, 2012 at 12:07 AM
48
47
Is an embryo alive?
Is it homo sapiens?
Aborting an embryo is killing a child.
Murder goes to motive.
No doubt it was in self defense......
Posted by My Baaayyybeee Waz Gonna Killz Me, Your Honor! on February 2, 2012 at 1:55 AM
geoz 49
Sent her a note. So awesome.
Posted by geoz on February 2, 2012 at 11:44 AM
50
45- fuck you, adoption is NOT the least worst option when the adopting parents are infertile assholes who wanted a pet showpiece not really a child- who abuse and neglect their adopted child and cast it out when it starts to express an individual personality. Adoption isn't the least worst option when the child is twice abandoned- first by the womb-donor (I refuse to call any slut who would throw away her own child like garbage a "mother") then by the adopted "parents".
How is abortion less cruel than a lifetime of misery and multiple suicide attempts?
Posted by abort YOURSELF asshole on February 10, 2012 at 3:22 PM

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