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Monday, January 30, 2012

The United States of Moon Dust

Posted by on Mon, Jan 30, 2012 at 2:04 PM

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Those who live on the moon will know the meaning of dust. Every part of life on that little world will be met with dust. Dust on the shoes, dust in the food, dust in the nose, dust in the tears.
The Apollo Moon missions of 1969-1972 all share a dirty secret. “The major issue the Apollo astronauts pointed out was dust, dust, dust,” says Professor Larry Taylor, Director of the Planetary Geosciences Institute at the University of Tennessee. Fine as flour and rough as sandpaper, Moon dust caused ‘lunar hay fever,’ problems with space suits, and dust storms in the crew cabin upon returning to space.

It gets worse...

[L]unar dust suffers from a terrible case of static cling. UV rays drive electrons out of lunar dust by day, while the solar wind bombards it with electrons by night. Cleaning the resulting charged particles with wet-wipes only makes them cling harder to camera lenses and helmet visors.
And when you sleep, you will dream of dust.

 

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Knat 1
I think the lack of oxygen would get to them before the annoyance of the dust.
Posted by Knat on January 30, 2012 at 2:09 PM
Vince 2
If we don't do it, China will. Then it will be weaponised.
Posted by Vince on January 30, 2012 at 2:12 PM
3
If a bunch of naked, tripping hippies can survive the dust at Burning Man every year, I'm sure NASA can come up with a way for highly-trained and well-equipped astronauts to cope. My suggestion: put your camera in a ziplock bag and just deal with the fact that you're going to be dusty until you come home.
Posted by Mason on January 30, 2012 at 2:20 PM
TVDinner 4
Sounds like life in Nicaragua.
Posted by TVDinner http:// on January 30, 2012 at 2:23 PM
COMTE 5
Considering that an Apollo Command Module had a habitable internal volume of a little over 6 cubic meters (just slightly more room than that needed for three fully-suited astronauts to sit side-by-side), and also considering the primitive methods used for waste disposal, not to mention the complete lack of bathing options, and you can figure out pretty quickly that dust was really the least of their worries.
Posted by COMTE http://www.chriscomte.com on January 30, 2012 at 2:50 PM
seandr 6
The moon is a vacuum cleaner salesman's paradise.
Posted by seandr on January 30, 2012 at 2:54 PM
Zebes 7
Reality repeatedly defies the aspirations of the imagination. See also: The toxicity of mercury, Nature's Most Entertaining Metal(tm).
Posted by Zebes http://www.badrap.org/rescue/index.html on January 30, 2012 at 2:58 PM
Fifty-Two-Eighty 8
Where the hell are you pulling those quotes from, Chuck? This is old, old news. Like from the early-'70s. Yeesh.
Posted by Fifty-Two-Eighty http://www.nra.org on January 30, 2012 at 2:58 PM
Graham 9
ARTHUR C CLARKE WROTE ABOUT THIS SHIT MORE THAN FIFTY YEARS AGO. CHUCK IS USELESS WHEN IT COMES TO NEWS; HE'S MORE USEFUL WHEN IT COMES TO 'OLDS'

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Fall_of_M…
Posted by Graham on January 30, 2012 at 3:08 PM
rob! 10
Once Newt builds his moon base, the resource-extraction vehicles will go through wash stations on their way back into the airlocks, so no problem, once moon-rape starts for realz.

At least the future early-exploration and colony-set-up spacecraft won't have clunky, dust-susceptible mechanical switches and spinning gyros like the old ones.
Posted by rob! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZBdUceCL5U on January 30, 2012 at 3:09 PM
Supreme Ruler Of The Universe 11

A cool book is "Sex on the Moon" about this young NASA scout and geologist who goes wild and tries to steal and fence some moon rocks on the Internet.

Fast read.
Posted by Supreme Ruler Of The Universe http://yrihf.com on January 30, 2012 at 3:10 PM
aardvark 12
Zeta Reticuli. Baby
Posted by aardvark on January 30, 2012 at 3:24 PM
Matt the Engineer 13
@6 Vacuum cleaners don't work in a vacuum.
Posted by Matt the Engineer on January 30, 2012 at 3:51 PM
thatsnotright 14
Apparently things we take with us: mold, germs, and etc. are the biggest problem to date.
http://science.nasa.gov/science-news/sci…
Posted by thatsnotright on January 30, 2012 at 4:05 PM
Zebes 15
@13

Holy crap, you're right. My mind just got blown a little.
Posted by Zebes http://www.badrap.org/rescue/index.html on January 30, 2012 at 4:45 PM
gfish 16
In dust we trust.
Posted by gfish http://www.attoparsec.com on January 30, 2012 at 4:48 PM
seandr 17
@13: Very cute, even if it's incorrect.
Posted by seandr on January 30, 2012 at 5:08 PM
MrBaker 18
What Charles failed to tell you is that moon dust has been cut with levamisole.
Posted by MrBaker http://manywordsforrain.blogspot.com/ on January 30, 2012 at 6:00 PM
venomlash 19
Charles, did you just read "The Amber Spyglass" or something?

@13: http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/orig…
Posted by venomlash on January 30, 2012 at 6:03 PM
Greg 20
@5: Yeah, I get the impression that cramped conditions, personal hygiene, and no privacy were the biggest concerns for astronauts. As Jim Lovell said about his experience in the Gemini program, "Two weeks with Frank Borman anyplace is a trial."
Posted by Greg on January 30, 2012 at 6:06 PM
Free Lunch 21
Any dust causes static - it doesn't have to be moon dust. On the dustbowl period:
A single storm generated enough static electricity to short radios and cars and caused blue flames to erupt from barbed wire fences. It was so strong it even knocked full grown men off their feet if they accidentally touched or shook hands. People would drag chains in order to offset the static electricity. On Black Tuesday, enough static electricity was produced to power New York City.

Posted by Free Lunch on January 30, 2012 at 6:10 PM
COMTE 22
@20:

Yeah, as bad as the Apollo missions must have been, Gemini VII had to have been the absolute worst. Imagine being trapped inside an MG Midget for two solid weeks and never being able to roll the windows down.
Posted by COMTE http://www.chriscomte.com on January 30, 2012 at 7:44 PM
23
I must agree with @7 and ask the question: Wouldja mind providing either a link to the original article or (at minimum) a citation, Charles? Charles? Or would that offend your post-modern sense of ""style."" (Yes, two sets of quotation marks. Parse that, bitch.)

I swear to God, if I had the wherewithal, I'd buy this rag and give you a one-way ticket to Italy as a severance package.
Posted by Michael Well-Beck on January 30, 2012 at 8:13 PM
treacle 24
Ashes to ashes, funk to funky
We know Major Tom's a junkie
Sitting on heaven's high
Hitting an all time low
Posted by treacle on January 31, 2012 at 11:50 AM

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