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News & ArtsTuesday, January 24, 2012
??!! / Film "Mark Wahlberg at His Best!"
Posted by David Schmader on Tue, Jan 24, 2012 at 9:10 AM
This phrase—credited to a critic/entertainment reporter whose name I can't recall—appears in a television commercial for the new Mark Wahlberg thriller Contraband.
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Hey donkey!
What's up, Mark?
How's it going? You live in a barn, right? I'm in Max Payne. Have you seen that movie? Okay, donkey. Say hi to your mother for me.
What's up, Mark?
How's it going? You live in a barn, right? I'm in Max Payne. Have you seen that movie? Okay, donkey. Say hi to your mother for me.
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I admire his ability to "smokes mics like a Phillie Blunt," but find his contention that he "don't even need bees" to be specist and perhaps shortsighted.
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I quite unabashedly love him in The Big Hit on Boogie Knights. I'm especially enamoured of the scene where he beats the Dark Lord to death with his comically oversized penis.
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Clearly, Mark Wahlberg bragging that he wouldn't have died like all those wusses on United Flight 23 is Mark Wahlberg at his Mark Wahlberg-iest. That's the superlative you should be polling.
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