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Tuesday, January 24, 2012

Video of the Day Lunchtime Quickie: Today In Weewee Cwazy Cwistians

Posted by Kelly O on Tue, Jan 24, 2012 at 12:15 PM

He doesn't even skip a beat when he has to take a drink of water at the 3:02 mark. PRAISE JESUS!

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I call poe's law. or some kind of law. law of evolution sadly missed its chance to apply itself to this person.

Posted by Fried Worms on January 24, 2012 at 12:37 PM

Fuck, Kelly. Do you hate us?!? That was painful.

Posted by Allyn on January 24, 2012 at 12:39 PM

Not the worst church singer at all, John Daker is the worst.

http://youtu.be/gG3d3v_oIqI

Posted by Kinison

on January 24, 2012 at 12:41 PM

Holy shit. That was cringe-inducing. The fact that someone recorded it is pretty amazing.

Posted by Reverse Polarity on January 24, 2012 at 12:47 PM

@4 that they applauded instead of guffawed is even more amazing. Maybe they know something of his IQ that we do not...

Posted by Allyn on January 24, 2012 at 12:52 PM

Hell is real afterall!

Posted by Vince on January 24, 2012 at 1:06 PM

@5, that was just an example of christian "charity."

Posted by Sachi

on January 24, 2012 at 1:08 PM

@3, you are totally wrong. Daker can hit notes.

Posted by starsandgarters on January 24, 2012 at 1:09 PM

lovely.

Posted by seandr on January 24, 2012 at 1:21 PM

Thank you for the Jift!!

Posted by downtownkitty on January 24, 2012 at 1:23 PM

i'm guessing he's DD. the congregation didn't guffaw because they love him. still, it's very funny.

Posted by scary tyler moore

on January 24, 2012 at 1:23 PM

That made my cat's ears hurt, and he can't hear very well.

Posted by Lunashore on January 24, 2012 at 1:29 PM

No. That dude is just an insult to Momma Vestal (and her white handkerchief) of the Happy Goodmans and Johnny Cook. This is how the song was meant to be performed.

http://youtu.be/ym-VAFErRMY

Posted by Mrs. Robinson on January 24, 2012 at 4:40 PM

But the lord has blessed him, CAN'T you see that!

Posted by Sargon Bighorn on January 24, 2012 at 4:59 PM

Catalina, you MUST watch the clip mrs. robinson posted. momma vestal's hair has to be seen to be believed. the higher the hair, the closer to god.

Posted by scary tyler moore

on January 24, 2012 at 7:43 PM

fuck you america.

Posted by mammal on January 25, 2012 at 5:12 AM

Is she the reincarnation of Mrs. Miller?

Posted by jeffg166 on January 25, 2012 at 6:03 AM

@ 12 Praise Jesus, the singing has cured your deaf cat!

Posted by Cynic Romantic on January 25, 2012 at 11:58 AM

Oh, god! Oh, god! Oh, God! Oh, my fuck. Oh, god! Why? How? Why would you modulate at that point in the song? What is in his pants? How can I erase that from my mind and ears?

Help us, Jeebus.

Posted by johnnycache on January 25, 2012 at 10:13 PM