Admittedly, I'm not too familiar with Oklahoman cuisine, but I hadn't realized this was much of a problem:

STATE OF OKLAHOMA
2nd Session of the 53rd Legislature (2012)

SENATE BILL 1418 By: Shortey

AS INTRODUCED
An Act relating to food; prohibiting the manufacture or sale of food or products which use aborted human fetuses;

Not that Oklahoma State Senator Ralph Shortey (a Republican, of course) has any indication that anybody has any plans to use aborted human fetuses in the manufacture of food products, though, you know, come to think of it, anything slow cooked with onions....

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